Stars & Stripes

and Harry Styles didn't change for anyone.

1. Boys will be boys.

2. Smells like sex.

3. Yes, well, celebrities do that.

4. The lady who makes the food.

5. It's like we're connected.

6. Forever young.

7. It's not the worst thing someone's said to me.

8. Their wish is my command.

9. Lou's right about me.

10. What happened to your mum.

11. You can always tell when Harry has sex.

12. We all have our breaking points.

13. He'd be glad to have a son like me.

14. Like he's avoiding the subject but knows he needs to tell me.

15. They're not people to me, they're things.

16. Team Hazza.

17. I'm not so bad once you give me a right chance.

18. You should have told her sooner.

19. Don't make an old man repeat himself.

20. Four months.

21. I love you.

22. How could you do this?

23. Sequel.