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This shit is bananas

Summary

*a part of a chapter from the story*

"Hey my little sexy beasts!" I waved to camera whilst as I took in a deep breath. "I have some pretty big new, and hold in your excitement till the end," Damn, this is huge, "I am going to be presenting an award at the VMA's, for best band."

I fucking can't hold it in anymore!

I climbed up on my bed jumping the life out of it, and basically abusing it.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to the freakin' VMA's!!!!!!!!"

Then Ryan burst in the room, " What in the actual hell it going on here!"

"Ryan, don't be a ninny nan, and a Sour Sally, and a Mad Mandy and also, the best one hon," when I said the last phrase I lightly touched his nose," a Raged Ryan, now say hey to the lovely sexy beasts of the internet!"

"I'm not gonna sing the song."

"Pwease." I said putting on my best pouting face, and my, not meaning to brag, but awesome baby voice, gets him every time.

"No"

"Pwease with supew sized unicown ice cweam."

"Not gonna fall for in this time Case."

"Fine, I'll just sing my own song, and lucky for me, it's about you, my oh so fantabulous brozilal." I smirked.

Oh this is gonna be good.

I started skipping around the room, and then I started ,

C G C G
It’s Thanksgiving day and we’re gathered round
C G C D
Little children make a joyful sound
And there’s no school and we get to play
And we’re all thankful for this day
C D G
Except for the turkey

Ryan seemed to recognize his song he wrote when he was 9 and started chasing me around my room.

La lala la la la la la except for the turkey
There’s a wreath of leaves on the front door
And we all say what we’re thankful for
There’s such good food and there’s such great fun
And there’s such big smile’s on everyone
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

We all join hands and sing this song
with happy hearts and a love that’s strong
We bow our heads then we have our feast
It’s a lovely day to say the least
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la la
Except for the turkey

So if you’re a turkey and you’re still alive,
you might kinda wanna hide
Or soon you’ll probly be dead meat
On this festive day you’re what we eat
So fly away to a distant land
Where people think turkeys are grand
Spread your wings and sore up high
And be thankful that birds can fly
Except for the turkey.

La lala la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La lala la la la la
Except for the turkey

It’s Thanksgiving day and we’re gathered round
Little children make a joyful sound
There’s such good food and there’s such great fun
It’s a Happy Thanksgiving for everyone
Except for the turkey
La lala la la la la laa
Except for the turkeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Awww, wasn't that just great, it was written by our very own Ry Ry when he was 9 years old on thanksgiving day." I said while pinching Ryan's already red cheek.

"So that's it for today you guys this is Casey Claire signing off, P.S. y'all are all bae." I whispered the last part to the camera like I always do and turned of my camera.