This shit is bananas

"Yellow, my sexy little beasts! So myself, Shannon, Ryan, and my newly found friend Maya in the airport walking to our terminal and I'd thought of an idea that I'd give y'all a sexy little vlog. Oh you guys meet Maya." I turned my camera to Maya who was rolling her suitcase. (Casey's outfit)

She quickly looked up to the camera and waved a bright smile, "Hey sexy beasts my name is Maya."

"I know guys, I know! I already have two bitches I do not need a third one, but we just clicked, and bitty boppaty bam, another bitch for me, guess two wasn't enough." I playfully said to the camera.

"Hey!" Shannon, Maya, and Ryan said in sync, Ryan was still filming us for what he said was a 'documentary', I don't know half of the things that boy does so I don't really worry about it.

"Sheesh, I'm joking I love all of y'all, by the way, are you wizards from hogwarts or something? Cause that little sycronized shit y'all did was creepy!" I defended.

Shannon stuck her tongue at me, Maya giggled at me, and Ryan had this lovey dovey look in his eyes, aimed at Maya.

Whipped little Shit.

And they say their not my bitches.

"Okay guys so, why would I waste an opportunity to play a little prankpoo on some people, because this is a pretty big airport since we drove out of out our small little town." I smirked at the camera."So I have decided to play a little prank on the people at Starbucks at this amazing airport so lets get started!"

I ran to the closest Starbucks as Shannon, Maya, and Ryan, tried to catch up to me.

As I got to Starbucks, I quickly pulled out my fake mustache and fake beard from my purse and put my hair up in a ponytail.

And luckily I was next in line.

3 minutes later I could hear the cashier calling me, "Next in line!"

I turned to the line of people behind me and yelled in a deep really southern accent, "Yurpie durpie! That is me y'all! Woooooooo! Get em!" Then I chuckled really creepily to add to the effect."

The teenage, around sixteen, year old girl looked at me weirdly, then politely asked me what I would like, "Well darn tootin! I have no idea what in the heck I am gonna order, well darling, what do y'all sell up in here?!"

The girl smiled kindly at me then answered, "We usually sell, coffee, frappucinos, juice, smothies, and more in drinks, but we also have lots of baked goods, and sandwiches. If you want to see more you can check the menu right behind me."

"Yersh Ma'am I will have a whole chicken and a chicken and turkey shake, oooooooh and also I reckon you put a chicken napkin with that!" I said scrunching up my lips so my mustache touched my nose.

"Um, Sir unfortunately we do not hav-----"

"OH MY GAHHHHHHH! Do not tell me you do not have a whole chicken, I mean what kind of sick twisted person does not have a whole chicken! My pig Suzy Lee just hit a truck and got knocked out dead! And you say you have no chicken," I started to pretend cry. "I have to buy the stupid processed crap bacon now! And you say you have no chicken!"

The girl looked completely confused and did not know what was happening, "I'm so----"

"No, no, no! Sweet mama no! I just want my ding dang chicken and I will be fine!" I kind of yelled at her. I feel really bad.

She was about to speak when I abrubtly cut her off.

"I bet that stupid Carsey Snair is probably corrupting y'all teenies minds to do this, yeah?"

She slowly shook her head no then said," I am a really big fan of SexilySarcastic and I love her!" She replied defending me, because of me.

Yeah I know I'm confuzzled too by my conclusion.

"No! She is an awful human being! She messes with people brains! Darn tootin hogs! I bet she is one of those Martinian aliens who are drunk all the time!! You wanna know how I know all this!"

She just nodded her head at me.

I grabbed a hold off my 'mustache' and ripped it off along with my fake beard." Because I am her!" I said grinning at the shocked expression on her face."

She finally got out of her shocked face and fangirled to me. "Oh my gosh!!! You are fricking Casey Claire! I love you so much! You are literally my idol and my inspiration." A few tears slipped down her face.

i quickly reached over the counter and gave her a big hug and whispered in her ear. "Thank you so much, your support literally means the world to me!" I pulled out of the hug and grinned at the fans in the shop that were looking at me.

"My friends are never going to believe this! Um Casey do you mind taking a picture with me and sign me an autograph?" The starbucks waitress named Marie asked me.

"I would love to my fellow sexy beast!" I took a selfie with her and signed an autograph with her.

Soon there were alot of fans in the cofee shop asking for an autograph. There was even some paparazzi taking photographs of me and the fans.

Once I was all done signing and taking pictures with all the fans, our gate was called and we were boarding.

New York City here I come bitch!

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