This shit is bananas

~2 years ago~

Okay this is my first video on youtube and I hope I don't screw this up.

Hell. I'm sixteen I screw everything up right now.

I'm just lucky I'm not one of those teen moms, Well that is totally obviously because I talk to guys like I talk to meat, I love it, but it's kinda weird and awkward actually interacting with it.

Shit. I forgot I turned on the camera and that I'm speaking out loud.

Crap

"Hey y'all m name is Casey Claire from North's Worth, Alabama, and this is my first ever youtube video, and if you didn't already noticed, I'm as scared as my brother when he saw elmo."

Okay Casey deep breath.

I got this

"Okay you guys, now I am pumped, my little sexy unicorn beasts, and I'm ready for this 'Get to know me' first video, and even thought I am as clueless as Paris Hilton with no paparazzi following her I am going to rock it and poka dot it like Miley Cyrus so let's go,"

I forgot

"Oh Sexy Beasts, I have my brother asking me these questions, so now lets get started!"

I called Ryan over and he asked Ryan to come over like this,

"Ryan you annoying turd! I reckon you get your butt over here !" I yelled at my seventeen year old brother in my little country accent.

Ryan came over and and sat down,"Kay, don't get your little hello kitty panties in a twist"

I punched him in the shoulder, Idiot.

"Kay, Case first question, What is your favorite is your favorite color and why?"

"Kay that is an awesome question, so my fav color is turqouise, cause it makes me feel like a mermaid."

"Okay interesting there Case, next question Who is your favorite celebrity right now and why?"

"Arnold Swattnager, I'm not sure I said that right, but Sweet Jesus with sweet pecan pie! The Lord done do me right, that man has some huge peccies but a weird accent, but it works for him you know?"

"Sure........... Okay what's your favorite song right now?"

"I know it's a really old song, but it's I want it that way by the backstreet boys" I said shyly

"Case, why in the hell?"

"Because Mr. I'm Southern and hot! The song is darn tootin' catchy and it makes be want to sexy dance."

Then thought of an idea and got m phone and played the song and started 'sexy' dancing and jumping around my room.


Yeah

[Brian:]
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way

[Nick:]
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

[AJ:]
Am I your fire
Your one desire
Yes I know it's too late
But I want it that way

[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way

[Kevin:]
Now I can see that we're falling apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...

[Howie:]
You are my fire
The one desire
You are
You are, you are, you are

By this time Ryan joined me dancing.

Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (never wanna hear you say)
I want it that way

'Cause I want it that way

"Okay you guys we kinda got outta focus here y'all but I'll you'll see all of my sexy geekness next week, have a good week y'all!" I said when I got my breath back, then blew kiss to the camera while, Ryan was passed out on the bed.

Damn. I need a sandwich

Notes

Okay you guys this is my first story and I hope y'all like it!

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