We start walking towards the car and once we are in we look at each other and start to laugh. “Holy shit that was so fun!” Bri screams. “I know!!” she stops laughing and points to the window. I look over and there were 5 boys looking into the car. I roll the window down and look at them “Uhh hi!” Bri says. “You guys literately got thrown out of a One Direction concert and you were laughing?” Niall says. “Of course we were! We got thrown out of a concert by singing a song about; you know whats, in front of children while backstage. How is that not funny?” I ask seriously. Harry and Louis start to laugh. “See!” Bri points to the boys. Zayn hands me something and I notice it’s my phone. “I always seem to lose that thing!” I say while taking it. “Don’t worry. It has our numbers in it already along with Perrie's.” He says with a smile. “You do realize Lacey has an obsession with Perrie. Now you gave her, her number? Lacey is going to find a way to make Perrie a lesbian and they’re going to elope in Vegas or something.” I look at her and say, “No! That will never happen! She’s gonna fall for me no matter what and then I’ll turn her down because I’m already married!” “Oh that’s right you’re married to me!” She smiles. “Noooo I’m married to Harry! Duh!” I look at Harry and smile “Right husband?” “Yes my wife.” He winks. “You two timing bitch!” Bri says. “Don’t hate the player hate the game.” I say nonchalantly. She glares at me, I laugh. “See Louis I’m not the only one that thinks that way!” Harry says. “Ya but Harry her game is obviously better than yours if she has Perrie, you, Bri, and me wrapped around her finger and she just met us and hasn’t even met Perrie yet!” Louis replies. I smile, “Ok well guys it was really nice knowing you for a couple of hours! I’m sad our friendship must end on this night! And Harry I don’t know if our relationship will last long distance but, I want you to know that I absolutely adore you and your huge addiction to cats. I will miss you Niall! I remember the first time we met like it was 2 hours ago. Louis I’ll miss your ass! It’s just so big!” “Like one of those rappers boyfriends or something” Bri adds, I nod and continue on “Liam I’m going to miss the way you look at Bri and she looks at you, it’s like you guys undress each other with your eyes, so sweet.” I pretend to fake cry. Bri slaps my boob and I glare at her. “And Zayn I’m going to miss your ego and vanity the most. Even if your girlfriend will leave you for me one day just know that you are beautiful!” I continue to fake cry until I see Bri laughing and the boys looking amused. “We are here for the rest of the week. I mean this is Florida. We can hang out all week!” Niall says. “Why didn’t you tell me that? I gave you guys a heart felt good bye and you guys are staying for another week? Damn you!” I cry. “Babe don’t cry we’re still married and won’t need a divorce until Sunday…” Harry says. “Ohh well if that’s the case I call your car and half of your house.” I smile. “The house you can have. My car however is my pride and joy. I love it more than anything.” “Even more then me?” I ask “I’m sorry Lacey but you should know your place.” He smirks. “Fine! I always thought Louis was hotter anyway!” I say. Louis smiles and says, “Oh yeah! Every girl wants a little action from the sass master from Doncaster!” I smile, “Yup and I mean he do got the booty!” “Do he really got the booty Lace?” Bri asks “He dooooo!” all the guys’ chuckle. “Oh come on babe! Choose something other than the car that you can keep!” Harry says. “Hmmm I am really starting to consider just taking Louis. He’d probably give me his car. Right Lou-bear?” I say while putting my bottom lip out and giving him puppy dog eyes. “Mother of god she does the puppy look better than Liam! And of course I would!” Louis smiles. “Yay! See Louis loves me!” I say to Harry. “Ok ask me anything else and I’ll do it.” Harry responds. “Ok! You have to do 2 things for me and I shall remain married to you.” “What do you want?” “Well I want you to write me a song. I don’t care when you finish just one that reminds you of me so when you go back to being famous you won’t forget your wife, because you will.” I say slowly. “We won’t forget you.” “Yeah you will. It’s inevitable. We aren’t people you will always remember. We just are easily replaceable. Sadly it’s true.” Bri says quietly. “We’ve only known you for like 4 hours and we already love you guys! I don’t know why it’s just like you’ve got-” “THAT ONE THING! SO GET OUT GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND FALL INTO MY ARMS INSTEAD!” Bri and I sing. The boys look at us and then Zayn says, “Lacey I didn’t think you were a directioner.” “I’m not but it’s kinda hard to not know all your songs when my best friend thinks she’s married to all of you.” I reply. “Wait, why don’t you like us?” Niall asks. “Honestly I think your songs are so cheesy and such a cliché of what a boy band sounds like.” “Bitch take it back my husbands are amazayn briliam extrodanharry penominall and fabulouis” Bri scolds me. “No I won’t and I hope you hate yourself more than I do because you seriously just went all fan girl with me in the same room as you.” I say while flipping her off. “Anyway, Harry please continue.” “Well you guys do have that one thing and you’re both crazy morons that act like 4 year olds. That’s why we get along so well! And plus Liam over here is like in love with Bri over here and we can’t let them not at least shag a time or two.” He says while wiggling his eyebrows. “Good point! I mean she did want two kids from all of you…” Bri slaps my arm. “Shut up Lacey! At least I don’t give off the vibe that I swallow!” “You’re the only person to ever walk up to me and say, ‘you know what? You look like the type of girl who swallows.’ I mean who in the hell says that to someone they just met?” The boys look at us and Niall is focused on my mouth he looks at the boys’ whispers something in Louis’ ear and Louis looks at my mouth then my throat and whispers to Harry. “For Christ’s sake! No I will not tell you if I swallow or not! Stop starring at my mouth and throat like you’ll automatically know if you stare at them long enough.” I say irritated. “Sorry. We were just kind of curious.” Niall says. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” Bri asks “Yeah her name is Alyssa. And she won’t mind me wondering.” Niall retorts. “Zayn is Perrie gonna come to Florida?” I ask. “Uh I think she get in tomorrow. So does Alyssa.” He replies. “Yay!! I get to meet Perrie!!!!!” I scream. “Who said you’re meeting her?” He retorts. “Zayn don’t get in between her and her Perrie fantasies.” Bri warns. I nod my head agreeing with what Bri said. “Yeah! And that’s the other thing for me to be remained married to Harry! So Ha!” I say while sticking my tongue out. “Wait! Shouldn’t you guys be going back? To the concert I mean.” Bri asks. “We should! Damn Paul is going to get mad.” Liam says. “Holy shit Paul is here? What about Kevin?” Bri squeals. I look at her completely dumbfounded. “Is Kevin like a love child of one of them? And who’s Paul? Is he hot? If he is how old is he?” “You’re an idiot Lacey!” Bri says. “Am not! I am confused. How am I supposed to know who they are?! I barely get their names right!” Bri rolls her eyes and looks to Louis. “Explain to her who Kevin is!” “Don’t you dare speak to me that way peasant!” Louis says. “I’m awesome!” I say. Everyone stares at me and start to shake their heads. “What? Your guys’ convo was getting boring.” I smile. “Boys! There you are! I thought we lost you! Let’s go now!” some dude says. “Are you Kevin?” I ask the guy. “Umm no I’m Paul.” He says. “Ohh I was so close! Yay I’m learning so much!!” I nod excitedly. “Again you’re an idiot.” Bri mutters. I hit her head, “Shut up Bri!” “Ok well boys let’s go say bye.” “Bye!!” they shout. “Good bye peasants!” Bri and I yell. They walk away and you can hear all the girls screaming. I guess I’m friends with a boy band.

Notes

Decided to make this chapter longer because of the my husbands' song... AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! that's it. I hope you enjoy this song!!! and the chapter! might do a double update:). Love you!
Xoxo, Ally http://perezhilton.com/2013-07-17-one-direction-best-song-ever-audio-leak