“Don’t wake her up unless you want to die or never have kids in your life.” I hear Bri whisper. “I doubt she’ll do anything we can’t handle. We have to wake Zayn up every day. Now that’s hard!” I hear a British accent say. “Yeah but, Lacey is like the definition of ‘not a morning person’. She’s terrifying!” Bri whispers again. What in the bloody hell are they doing in my room? “So I’ll wake her up without getting a scratch on my face.” An Irish voice says. They want to wake me up without dying? Obviously mystery people don’t know who the hell they are dealing with. “Guys if we’re gonna do it let’s do it now!” Another British accent says. “Okay but don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Bri says obviously irritated. Good Bri! She knows I hate being woken up. I’ll give her flower later. Four for Bri Bri you go Bri Bri! “Ok do we just jump on her or do we go one at a time?” someone asks. “One by one. So you go first!” someone else says. “Ok everyone out!” someone yells. This should be fun! “Wakey wakey Lacey. It’s time to get up!” the British voice says. I can feel his breath on my face. So I take my shot and shoot my arm up to hit them in the face and scream, “Get the hell out of my room!” and I get comfy in my bed. “Oww!” he says.
I can hear him leaving and saying, “Good bloody luck!” I hear someone walk in and approach me. “Lacey, it’s Niall. Do you think you can wake up?” What the hell is Niall doing here? Hmm…. I almost want to wake up now but Ehh maybe not. He starts to shake me and that’s when I grab the nearest thing I can touch and throw it at him. “I said go away!” I’m pretty sure I threw my teddy bear at him but oh well! My point came across right? I can hear him walk off. Ahh finally! Maybe they’ll leave me alone. I hear the door open. Crap, I spoke too soon. “Hey Lacey! Wake up!” this is what he came up with? Really? Ughh! Fine! He starts to reach down and I feel the heat from his hand radiate on me so I do a normal thing. I bite his hand, hard. “Leave!” I say at the same time he says, “Damn!” he leaves. Yay maybe this time we are all good! The door opens. Shit! Just leave me alone! “Hey Lacey! I have a surprise for you! Get up and you can see it!” he says. Hmm ok now I’m intrigued. I slowly lift my head to see Zayn standing by the end of my bed. “What surprise?” “I have someone you really want to meet with me. She really wants to meet you too.” He says with a huge grin. Omg! Is it Perrie?? I get up and start jumping. “Who is it!!??” “She’s in the living room. Come on!” he walks towards my door and I follow only to see the three boys I bit, threw stuff at, and hit. It was there fault so glare at all of them. Zayn leads me down the stairs and that’s when I see her. “Holy crap!!! It’s Perrie!! I think I’m gonna die! She is so much prettier in person. Yay!” I say and jump on Zayn giving him a hug. “Thank you!!” I get off and run to Perrie. “Hi!!!” I say while hugging her. She hugs back. “Did you react this way towards the guys?” she laughs. “Nope! They are just One Direction. You’re Perrie Edwards!” I respond while breaking the hug. They all laugh and I’m still starring at Perrie when a thought occurs to me. “No offence but why are you guys here?” I ask voicing my thoughts. “Well we wanted to spend the week with you guys and management said it was fine as long as we bring Paul with us and we have disguises on us. And we were also wondering if we can stay here?” Liam responds. “One question, will Perrie be with you guys?” Perrie laughs and nods. “Then ya you guys can stay we have about four extra rooms so one of you guys are gonna have to bunk it up…bitches.” I say. “Did you really need to add the bitches in the end?” Bri asks. “Of course I did! It makes things funner and I like to keep things fresh yo!” I say while folding my arms over my chest and lean back. “Oh shit! Lacey’s gone gangster! Hell ya! Let’s do this my bitch.” Bri yells. I look at her shake my head and say, “What the fuck are you doing? You’re obviously not a G6! So just stop! Ugh.” I stop doing my leaning thing and Bri just glares. I laugh and look at everyone. “Good morning guys!” I say happily. “Is anyone else confused to what just happened?” Louis asks. Everyone nods. “Yeah. Like what the hell was that?” I ask to Bri. She shakes her head, “I don’t know Lacey. I’m really confused.” Everyone stares at us again. I laugh and jump on Harry. “Hey husband!” “Hello wife! Did you miss me?” he laughs. “I did so much! I get lonely at night so I needed my hubby, but you weren’t there.” I say sadly. “Oh babe! How about we share a room tonight?” he winks. I jump off of him and look into his beautiful eyes, “No I’m fine. I know you have a thing with Louis, so I’ll just use Bri.” I say “Unless she’s busy with Liam tonight.” I wink toward Liam. “Ugh Lacey! Stop we aren’t going to do that stuff.” Bri turns red. So does Liam. “Get your heads out of the gutters. Lacey was just referring to you guys coloring!” Harry says. I smile at him and say, “My husband is right. I heard ‘coloring” I say using air quotes “is really fun as long as you stay in the lines and know what you’re doing.” Harry smiles “Yeah exactly! Make sure you have the little wrap around the crayon securely because we wouldn’t want anything to fall out.” Bri and Liam both glare at Harry and me. Hey, it’s not our fault we want their coloring to be fun and safe! I’m just doing what a good friend would do. I hear Perrie laugh. “So Perrie, how are you doing today?” I walk over to her. “I’m doing very well. You and your friend are very entertaining. I love you guys already!” I jump up and down. “Ha I told you she would fall for me Zayn.” Zayn turns to Perrie, “Have you fallen for her?” Perrie nods and walks towards me. “I’m afraid so Zayn. She just gives me something you don’t. It might be the fact that she’s so charming ad beautiful, but I’m not sure.” She put her arm around my waist. I laugh and nod. “Does this mean it’s over between us Lacey?” Harry asks. I shrug my shoulders, “I don’t know Harry.” Bri asks the same thing. I look at her and say, “Perrie you don’t mind sharing me with Bri right?” she shakes her head and says, “It’s me or her.” I look at Bri “I’m sorry Bri. It’s not me it’s you. You’re not Perrie.” She nods, “I understand!” and fake cries. I look at Perrie and laugh. “I think we just became a thing!” she laughs as well. “What the hell is happening? Everything is so confusing!” Louis yells. “I agree. One minute we’re talking about being gangsters the next apparently Lacey is the slut of the century, no offence, and then we’re discussing whether or not Lacey and Perrie are a thing. What the hell?” I look at him weirdly. When he explains it like that it makes me think we are all truly insane. But at the same time it makes me think we are awesome! So I win in my mind…even though no one could hear me...and I the fact that I had an argument with myself is normal. I think! “Earth to Lacey!” Liam yells and snaps his fingers at me. I glare at him. “I don’t like you very much! You’re not allowed to color with Bri now! Bad Liam.” I scold him while Bri blushes. I swear she blushes so much it’s ridiculous. “I can’t believe that O e Direction and Perrie Edwards are in my living room. Holy butterflies!” Bri squeals then looks at me, “Can you believe it Lacey?” I laugh at her, “I know! It’s like totes so amazballs! I like can’t believe they are walking on the carpet I have spilled soda on! Omigod!!” I say in a valley girl accent type thing. Bri glares while I laugh once again. I look up to see Harry laughing at what I said. He has the prettiest green eyes. I’m not kidding! Like I bet if you stared at them long enough you might die… Crap he caught me looking hopefully he doesn’t do the stupid smirk. And all hope is lost in the world he smirked AND winked. I’m pretty sure I’m dead. Wait, what the hell am I thinking? I can’t like Harry! Yes you can and you’re getting there. The stupid little voice in my head says. I’m pretty sure I look like a mental person right now I laugh at the thought of me scolding the little worm in my head as the doorbell rings. “I’ll get it!” I yell. I walk over to the door and open it. Someone I didn’t expect stands there. “Hello? Are you Lacey or Bri?” “Holy shit…” I mutter under my breath.

Notes

Ehh not exactly my best! I swear the next chapter will be work the wait!!!! and suckyness of this chapter... I hope you at least like the sneak peak inside of Lacey's head! Love you!
Xoxo, Ally