“Oh my gosh! If I hear someone say they want One Direction’s gravy one more time I will literately slap myself!” I complain. “Oh shut up Lacey! Let’s be honest the guys are hot!” Bri says dreamily. “Whatever you’re deranged!” we walk towards the back stage area and tell the security dude our names. “Ok you can go.” He says in gruff voice. “Bri!!! Surprise piggy back ride!!” I say while jumping on her back. “Oof! Dammit Lacey! What have you been eating?” I slap her head. “Shut up! We weigh the same!!” “Do you remember where the dressing room is?” Bri asks. “Nope! But they have a karaoke machine!!” I squeal and jump off of Bri. Bri looks at me puzzled “You get happy and excited when you see a karaoke machine but act totally normal with an international boy band. I will never understand you!” I stick my tongue out at her while she laughs. “Ok so Karaoke or Dance, Dance Revolution?” “Karaoke me bitch!” I yell. Everyone looks at us and I laugh. “Let’s do our song!” Domino by Jessie J comes on we begin to sing and do our little routine.
‘Dirty dancing in the moonlight. Take me down like I’m a domino. Every second is a high light when we touch don’t ever let me go!’
We keep singing and doing our dance. When the song came to an end Bri does the splits and I hold out the note. All of a sudden we hear clapping. We look around and see all the ‘fan girls’ and crew in awe. “Hi!” Bri smiles. Everyone waves and then screams. “What the bloody hell?” I say. Bri looks as confused as I do. “Hello loves.” A British accent says. “Fudge.” I mutter. “Hi Harry! You guys were amazing!” Bri squeals. I look around and see Louis starring at my chest. So I do what a normal and average person would do I walk over to him and say, “Would you like a closer look or are you just gonna stand there starring like my creepy Uncle Tom?” I smirk at him. “Well now that you mention in it I would love to look closer.” He smirks back. “Stay away from my wife’s goodies! They are only meant for me!” Bri yells at Louis. I double over in laughter. “She provoked me!” “Did I ask if she did?” she retorts. I keep laughing till’ I need to pee. “I need to use your facilities!” I yell at them. “Why?” Zayn asks. “Well when someone drinks or intakes something it needs to come out. So I drank something and I now need to let it be released from my-” “Ok I get it!” Zayn interrupts. “Just making sure.” I smile. “It’s over there.” Harry says pointing towards a door. “Wife you are coming with me!” I yell at Bri. She nods her head and turns to look at Louis. “You are allowed to look at her goodies but no touching and you have a 5 second rule.” “What about me?” Harry says. “You are not allowed to but you can breathe the same air as her.” She states. “I NEED TO PEE!” I yell again. She laughs and says, “To Never land!” and we run over to the door harry pointed at. I go in do my business and wash my hands. As I walk out I notice that Bri is missing and so is my phone. “Shit.” I curse. She has wanted to yell at my Ex for a while now. Dammit! “Bri!” I yell only to find her on my phone. That’s not even the worse part she was speaking to Cam, my Ex. “And I swear if you ever call her phone again I will make sure your balls go into a sharks mouth while being attacked by snipers in the Arctic Ocean.” I chuckled at the thought of that. She looks at me smiles and hangs up. “Sorry I had to say it.” She says. “I’m glad you did.” She hugs me and we walk back to the area we were at before. We see the boys speaking to fans and taking pictures. I look up at Bri and say, “Karaoke again?” she smiles “Hell yeah! Let’s do my song to the boys!” I laugh and know that all eyes will be on us as soon as the song begins. She finds the song and it begins.
‘I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock-cock, your peacock-cock-cock, your peacock-cock-cock. Word on the street you’ve got something to show me, me magical colorful mister mystery, y, I’m intrigued for a peak heard it’s fascinating, come on baby let me see what you’re hiding underneath.’
We continue with the song and then when my favorite part comes on I take this ish seriously. I walk up to Bri and sing ‘oh my god no exasperations! Bri all this time was worth the waiting! I just shed a tear I am so unprepared. You’ve got the finest looking friend, you’re gonna love her ‘till the end, she’s such a beauty, and she is definitely meeee!” She laughs and starts singing the rest. I look at her and we both yell, “Nailed it!” we start to laugh again and notice once again there were people here with children…oops... “Excuse me misses but we are going to have to ask you to leave for playing a vulgar song in front of the children.” Bri looks up and says, “Sorry security officer sir.” I look at the boys and say, “It was nice knowing you!” and me and Bri run out of the arena.