She's Not Afraid!
Well Fudge!
A year later
“Lacey get your ass down here! It’s time to go see my husband’s again! And this time I have backstage passes! So look hot. But not hotter than me. So look as hot as an old person!” Bri yells. “Gosh Bri! I will seriously put your arms in the garbage disposal and hope it swallows you whole!” I yell back. “No you won’t! You love me way too much.” She smirks. “Bitch.” I mutter. I change into some red shorts with a white polo shirt and some red TOMS. I hope they don’t remember me. I put my hair in a high pony tail and check myself out in the mirror. I recently just broke up with my boyfriend after he cheated on me with some skank I mean I guess you can say I humiliated him while breaking up with him at the same time. I don’t know who the skank is but I bet she looks like something a fat whale upchucks. Are all whales’ fat? Or are there some slim whales? Hmm… Ok I need to focus. What am I doing again? “Lacey I’m seriously going to cut you let’s go!” Oh right! I walk down and we get into her car. She turns on the radio and a one direction song comes on. ‘Would he say he’s in L-O-V-E? Well if it was me then I would I would?’ Bri squeals and says, “Holy mother flucking walrui! I absolutely fantastically love them!” I look at her smile and say, “Invite me to the wedding! Who’s your favorite again?” She looks at me and says, “All of them! I shall marry them all and we shall have 2 kids each.” I smirk, “You’ll be busy then.” “Ehh it’ll be hard but I’m sure I can keep up!” I burst out laughing. “Why the hell are you laug-” realization hits her and she glares. “You are corrupting my innocent mind!” “Innocent?” I smirk “This is coming from the girl who said I look like the kind of girl that swallows!” she laughs at the memory of how we first met. “Good point!” she drives into the parking garage and only has to flip-off 7 people! This is a great accomplishment. “Holy crap! Lacey guess what!!!” she says as she hyperventilates. “What?” “We are going to see One Direction!!!!” “Really? That explains so much!” I say sarcastically. “You love me babe! Let’s go!!!” she jumps out of the car and runs over to the entrance. The lady lets us in, Bri jumps up and down “We must go find my husbands!” I stick my hand up in the air and say, “For Narnia!!!” We run in the direction of the back stage area. Bri stops running and has a look of shock. “Bri we mustn’t stop! Narnia is waiting for us to return.” Bri is still standing there and stutters, “Ll-ook b-behind youuu!” I stare at her and see this guy with blonde hair. I point at him and say, “You sir! State your name and reason to have used your sorcery on my besterest friend in the whole galaxy!” he salutes me and says, “I’m Niall Horan and my good looks have frozen her!” I look at Bri and send her a confused look. She glares and says, “Dipwad that’s the Niall Horan from One direction!” I look at him and say, “Hmm well it’s nice to finally meet my besterest friends husband!” I shake his hand. Bri looks like she’s going to faint. I walk up to her and slap her. “Ow You bitch!” “Oops my hand slipped.” Niall looked amused. “So I’m her husband?” “Yup! She’s married to four other guys too!” I whisper. He smirks then smiles. “Do you wanna meet the rest of lads?” Bri slaps me “Holy shit yes we would.” She squeals. “What was that for?” she smiles sweetly “It was me slapping you sweetie!” I jump on her back and say, “You must now carry me peasant!” I look at Niall and say, “Yes we do always act like this.” He laughs and leads us to their dressing room. As soon as we get passed security Bri start squealing. Niall opens their room and we see 4 shirtless hot guys. Bri drops me from her back and I land on my butt. I glare at her and sit on her feet. She looks at me and then back at the shirtless guys. “Umm well hello there friends of the evil sorcerer. I’m Lacey and this is Bri!” I say while pointing to me and Bri before I grab Bri’s hand and drag her to the ground. She glares again but says nothing. I get up and look at all the guys who are laughing. “Hi I’m Harry!” the one with the curls says. “I’m Zayn.” Dark and mysterious guy says. “I’m Liam.” He says while putting a shirt on. I look down at Bri and hear her say, “You don’t have to put a shirt on.” I burst out laughing and lean on Niall. He looks at me then the one with the red pants says, “I’m Louis and I demand to know why you are laughing!” “Well you see my friend right here just said something I found hilarious so then I laughed.” I say while patting Bri’s head. Harry looks at me “What did she say?” “Well innocent Bri over here want all of you guys to be shirtless so when Liam over here put his shirt on she said ‘you don’t have to put a shirt on.’” Bri immediately turned red and jumps on my back. I collapse to the ground and see all the guys laughing while Bri is sitting on my back smiling. Oh that bitch is going to get it! I get up and start to drag her in their bathroom. I look at the guys and say, “Anyone wanna help?” Harry and Louis both get up and we throw Bri in the bathroom and close the door on her. Bri yells and I say “Take that bitch!” I hear her say, “Lacey if you don’t let me out I will yell out the most embarrassing thing I know about you!” “You wouldn’t dare!” “Oh but I would!!!!” “You’re bluffing.” “One time in summer camp Lacey went into a storage shed and” I open the door and whisper, “I hate you!” she smiles then looks at Liam. I walk up to him and whisper, “You might wanna take your shirt off.” His cheeks turn red then he does. Bri looks at me and says, “Thank gosh you fixed that!” she turns red “I said that out loud didn’t I?” Louis looks at her and says, “Yes, yes you did.” I smile and stick my tongue out at her. “I wouldn’t want that in my mouth either!” I smile cheekily at her and say, “I bet these guys wouldn’t mind it in theirs.” I wink at them and Bri laughs. “Sorry about her. She’s very…. Interesting.” She says. “Ahh yes I guess you can call me that… but you’re my slutmuffin!” Zayn smiles and says, “Slutmuffin?” “Yeah we’re an odd pair of shoes.” Harry whispers something in Louis’ ear. Louis smiles and winks at me. “What exactly happened at summer Camp love?” Louis says smirking. Bri starts to laugh and I glare at her. “Actually it’s a pretty funny story! You see Lacey and I were playing-” I jump on her and say, “If you say one more thing I’ll tell them what your ‘ritual’ at night is.” She looks red and says, “Ok Satan no needs to go there.” “You started it.” “And now I’m ending it.” She says “No you’re not!” I yell “Uh huh!” she mocks. “You little bitch!” and then I remember we have an audience. I look at Zayn and say, “You’re the one with the girlfriend right?” “Yup that’s me!” he beams. “Yeah, Bri and I have a girl crush on her.” Bri nods her head and all the guys just look at us. “What?” Bri asks. “Are you guys you know…not straight?” Niall asks. I burst out laughing and Bri falls to the ground doing the same. All the boys look at us weirdly again. “Just because…we think…Perrie is hot… doesn’t mean we’re lesbian…” Bri says between laughs. “WE GO ON IN 5 MINUTES!” someone screams “Well it was nice to meet you guys.” Bri says. “Aww we’re leaving? I want to get to know my new friends better.” “Come on Lace.” “Oh you’re the girl that we found at our dressing room last year!” Harry says. “That’s me! Sorry about that by the way.” Louis looks at us and says, “You should meet us after the show!” “Ehh I’ll consider it.” I wink.
“Lacey get your ass down here! It’s time to go see my husband’s again! And this time I have backstage passes! So look hot. But not hotter than me. So look as hot as an old person!” Bri yells. “Gosh Bri! I will seriously put your arms in the garbage disposal and hope it swallows you whole!” I yell back. “No you won’t! You love me way too much.” She smirks. “Bitch.” I mutter. I change into some red shorts with a white polo shirt and some red TOMS. I hope they don’t remember me. I put my hair in a high pony tail and check myself out in the mirror. I recently just broke up with my boyfriend after he cheated on me with some skank I mean I guess you can say I humiliated him while breaking up with him at the same time. I don’t know who the skank is but I bet she looks like something a fat whale upchucks. Are all whales’ fat? Or are there some slim whales? Hmm… Ok I need to focus. What am I doing again? “Lacey I’m seriously going to cut you let’s go!” Oh right! I walk down and we get into her car. She turns on the radio and a one direction song comes on. ‘Would he say he’s in L-O-V-E? Well if it was me then I would I would?’ Bri squeals and says, “Holy mother flucking walrui! I absolutely fantastically love them!” I look at her smile and say, “Invite me to the wedding! Who’s your favorite again?” She looks at me and says, “All of them! I shall marry them all and we shall have 2 kids each.” I smirk, “You’ll be busy then.” “Ehh it’ll be hard but I’m sure I can keep up!” I burst out laughing. “Why the hell are you laug-” realization hits her and she glares. “You are corrupting my innocent mind!” “Innocent?” I smirk “This is coming from the girl who said I look like the kind of girl that swallows!” she laughs at the memory of how we first met. “Good point!” she drives into the parking garage and only has to flip-off 7 people! This is a great accomplishment. “Holy crap! Lacey guess what!!!” she says as she hyperventilates. “What?” “We are going to see One Direction!!!!” “Really? That explains so much!” I say sarcastically. “You love me babe! Let’s go!!!” she jumps out of the car and runs over to the entrance. The lady lets us in, Bri jumps up and down “We must go find my husbands!” I stick my hand up in the air and say, “For Narnia!!!” We run in the direction of the back stage area. Bri stops running and has a look of shock. “Bri we mustn’t stop! Narnia is waiting for us to return.” Bri is still standing there and stutters, “Ll-ook b-behind youuu!” I stare at her and see this guy with blonde hair. I point at him and say, “You sir! State your name and reason to have used your sorcery on my besterest friend in the whole galaxy!” he salutes me and says, “I’m Niall Horan and my good looks have frozen her!” I look at Bri and send her a confused look. She glares and says, “Dipwad that’s the Niall Horan from One direction!” I look at him and say, “Hmm well it’s nice to finally meet my besterest friends husband!” I shake his hand. Bri looks like she’s going to faint. I walk up to her and slap her. “Ow You bitch!” “Oops my hand slipped.” Niall looked amused. “So I’m her husband?” “Yup! She’s married to four other guys too!” I whisper. He smirks then smiles. “Do you wanna meet the rest of lads?” Bri slaps me “Holy shit yes we would.” She squeals. “What was that for?” she smiles sweetly “It was me slapping you sweetie!” I jump on her back and say, “You must now carry me peasant!” I look at Niall and say, “Yes we do always act like this.” He laughs and leads us to their dressing room. As soon as we get passed security Bri start squealing. Niall opens their room and we see 4 shirtless hot guys. Bri drops me from her back and I land on my butt. I glare at her and sit on her feet. She looks at me and then back at the shirtless guys. “Umm well hello there friends of the evil sorcerer. I’m Lacey and this is Bri!” I say while pointing to me and Bri before I grab Bri’s hand and drag her to the ground. She glares again but says nothing. I get up and look at all the guys who are laughing. “Hi I’m Harry!” the one with the curls says. “I’m Zayn.” Dark and mysterious guy says. “I’m Liam.” He says while putting a shirt on. I look down at Bri and hear her say, “You don’t have to put a shirt on.” I burst out laughing and lean on Niall. He looks at me then the one with the red pants says, “I’m Louis and I demand to know why you are laughing!” “Well you see my friend right here just said something I found hilarious so then I laughed.” I say while patting Bri’s head. Harry looks at me “What did she say?” “Well innocent Bri over here want all of you guys to be shirtless so when Liam over here put his shirt on she said ‘you don’t have to put a shirt on.’” Bri immediately turned red and jumps on my back. I collapse to the ground and see all the guys laughing while Bri is sitting on my back smiling. Oh that bitch is going to get it! I get up and start to drag her in their bathroom. I look at the guys and say, “Anyone wanna help?” Harry and Louis both get up and we throw Bri in the bathroom and close the door on her. Bri yells and I say “Take that bitch!” I hear her say, “Lacey if you don’t let me out I will yell out the most embarrassing thing I know about you!” “You wouldn’t dare!” “Oh but I would!!!!” “You’re bluffing.” “One time in summer camp Lacey went into a storage shed and” I open the door and whisper, “I hate you!” she smiles then looks at Liam. I walk up to him and whisper, “You might wanna take your shirt off.” His cheeks turn red then he does. Bri looks at me and says, “Thank gosh you fixed that!” she turns red “I said that out loud didn’t I?” Louis looks at her and says, “Yes, yes you did.” I smile and stick my tongue out at her. “I wouldn’t want that in my mouth either!” I smile cheekily at her and say, “I bet these guys wouldn’t mind it in theirs.” I wink at them and Bri laughs. “Sorry about her. She’s very…. Interesting.” She says. “Ahh yes I guess you can call me that… but you’re my slutmuffin!” Zayn smiles and says, “Slutmuffin?” “Yeah we’re an odd pair of shoes.” Harry whispers something in Louis’ ear. Louis smiles and winks at me. “What exactly happened at summer Camp love?” Louis says smirking. Bri starts to laugh and I glare at her. “Actually it’s a pretty funny story! You see Lacey and I were playing-” I jump on her and say, “If you say one more thing I’ll tell them what your ‘ritual’ at night is.” She looks red and says, “Ok Satan no needs to go there.” “You started it.” “And now I’m ending it.” She says “No you’re not!” I yell “Uh huh!” she mocks. “You little bitch!” and then I remember we have an audience. I look at Zayn and say, “You’re the one with the girlfriend right?” “Yup that’s me!” he beams. “Yeah, Bri and I have a girl crush on her.” Bri nods her head and all the guys just look at us. “What?” Bri asks. “Are you guys you know…not straight?” Niall asks. I burst out laughing and Bri falls to the ground doing the same. All the boys look at us weirdly again. “Just because…we think…Perrie is hot… doesn’t mean we’re lesbian…” Bri says between laughs. “WE GO ON IN 5 MINUTES!” someone screams “Well it was nice to meet you guys.” Bri says. “Aww we’re leaving? I want to get to know my new friends better.” “Come on Lace.” “Oh you’re the girl that we found at our dressing room last year!” Harry says. “That’s me! Sorry about that by the way.” Louis looks at us and says, “You should meet us after the show!” “Ehh I’ll consider it.” I wink.
Notes
Hope you guys enjoy! I'm new at this sooo hopefully it dosen't suck too much!xoxo, Ally<3
11/30/13