Ok well let me start off by saying I did not want to break into One Directions dressing room. It kind of just happened. I absolutely hate boy bands and One Direction is like the father of them all. Ugh! So let me explain myself. Flashback to 10 minutes ago
“Lacey I swear if you don’t get your ass in gear and help me find out a way into my future husbands’ dressing room I will kill you with a nail file in less than 2 seconds.” My best friend Bri says. Ok, ok I will help find your imaginary husbands’ dressing room. And I’m only doing this because you promised me you would go to the All Time Low concert. So this is not for you!” I say/yell. Let’s get this over with. “Ok I think I found a window!” Bri chirps. “Climb into it grab what you want so we can get out of this hell hole!” “Fine but make sure you look out for them!” I look around and find no one there. This should be easy! I pullout my phone and look through my instagram and twitter. I then hear a thick British accent say, “That crowd was brilliant!” Oh shit! Umm what am I supposed to do? I start whispering, “Bri get out now!!!” she pops her head out and gets out. “Shit that was a close one!” she says. “I know now go!” she starts running and I remember. “Dammit I left my phone. Keep running I’ll meet you by the car!” I yell towards Bri. I turn around and run back to where I was. I see my phone blinking red which means I got a text. Hmm I wonder who it’s from. Maybe my boyfriend? Ehh I’m not sure maybe… ugh no Lacey focus! I start to grab it when I see all 5 guys of the band I despise look at me. “Hi!” the blond one says. What was his name? Oh well his name is now Blondie. I look at all of them grab my phone and say, “Well this is awkward… I’m gonna leave now.” I say while turning around. “Wait!” says the one with the cheeky smile. Which one is he again? Larry? Jerry? Hm, I shall call him curls! “I swear I did not take anything from your dressing room that was all Bri! I just did what a good friend would do. Now if you’re going to file a report her name is Bri Winters! She was born in England and has 2 cats! Now if you’ll excuse me.” I start to turn around again then one of the guys say, “You broke into our dressing room?” then that’s when I start to run. I hear footsteps behind me. “Shit.” I mumble to myself. “What’s your name?” someone yells! I didn’t answer and ran to Bri who was waiting in her car. We get back to our house and order a pizza. “Well shit that was so close!” Bri says. “I know! And to think they saw me! Gosh, I really dislike you right now!” I grab my phone and there’s a picture of my boyfriend Cam with some blond. On the caption part it says ‘Looks like Cam isn’t as perfect as you thought…’ I drop my phone and start to cry. “Holy shit Lace! What happened?” she said full of worry. “I knew I shouldn’t have let love in again! It always screws me over!” I sob. “Babe what the hell did that dickhead do?” I point to my phone and run upstairs. “That asshole!” she screams. She walks into my room and starts to go through my music. “Let’s put some All Time Low and The Cab in this bitch!” she says trying to cheer me up. “I don’t know Bri. I thought this time it would be different. My parents didn’t end well and I don’t want that to happen. Dammit Bri I thought he could fix me!” I cry…again. “No, Lacey I won’t let you cry. You are Lacey freaking Daniels you don’t cry, you get even.” “What the hell am I supposed to do? We aren’t in high school anymore. I can’t just tell everyone that his penis was small. This is college where shit like this happens all the damn time!” I look at her and she’s smiling. “You know you’re right this is college we are supposed to do things the proper and smarter way. But, if you haven’t noticed we are the most immature people in the world! So let’s do something so stupid it makes us feel like kids again! Let’s give this duty head a piece of our mind!” she says while sticking her hand in the air. I laugh and say, “You know what? Yeah let’s do this shit and act like four year olds. Go grab a bucket, sharpies, itching powder and I’ll get cheese, hair dye, and some water proof makeup.” “Yes Ms. Daniels!” she says while marching off. “Cam Michaels you messed with the wrong girl.”
We got all the supplies and dressed in all black. I felt like I was in a James Bond movie. We drove to his fraternity house and got started. We walked in through the front door because I have a key and don’t want to climb a tree. We look around and find out that everyone looks asleep. I wonder why? It may have something to do with the fact that its 3 am. Oh well! Bri grabs the bucket fills it with warm water and carries it up stairs. I grab my bag full of stuff and get to work. I draw all over his face and body. Afterwards I put makeup on his face and start to put cotton candy pink hair dye on his head and in his shampoo, it’s permanent. Oops? I put itching powder in all his boxers and shirts along with his pants and some in his shoes for good measure. Now last but not least I put cheese in his hamper, under his bed and in his backpack. Bri laughs and takes a picture. I put his hand in the warm water and smile. I grab a silver sharpie and write ‘oh yeah in case it wasn't obvious we are over.’ on his TV.
The next day was full of awesomeness and rainbows. Cam woke up with pink hair and makeup all over his face and had wet the bed. At least that’s what I've heard. Someone said that they saw Bri and I doing it and word got to the dean. Well we are now expelled and are both actually really happy… I have to say this was one of my most favorite mistakes! Luckily my parents don’t really care weather or no I’m in college and Bri’s parents are super rich so they don’t care either. At the moment life was good. But you know that never lasts.