Prodigal - Comments, page 17

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
-OMG LITTLE KIDS EWWWW.
-When you say Oz, are you being ironic and saying that Australia is like the land of Oz because it's far off and mysterious, or is it a phonetic nickname for Aussie?
-Like literally we need FaceTime sometime and work out these cultural details.
-And I wish I was in Australia because then working at Kmart would mean I'm royal not trash.

YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT SWIMMING CARNIVALS ARE OML

It's basically like when the whole school goes to the local pool, and all compete in events, then the top people go to zone, where they compete with other local schools top people, then if you're lucky enough to make it in their, you go to Sydney East, which if all the schools across Sydney, and then if you're super talented, you go to State, then Nationals, And i was at Nationals on thursday, but IT FREAKIN SUCKED I HAD TO VOLUNTEER FOR THE LITTLE KIDS AND THEY WERE SO SLOW AND URGHHHH

and yes, Kmart is almost job royalty over in Oz.

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
OKAY, ARE YOU ACTUALLY DEAD SERIOUS? WORKING AT KMART IS A GOOD JOB IN AUSTRALIA? WERKING AT KMART IN AMERICA IS TRASH, THEY LITERALLY TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES LIKE SHIT AND THEY PAY US SHIT, TOO. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT WE CAN ALL JUST SING JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC ANY TIME EVEN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS AND THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

AND OMG THAT'S AWESOME THAT YOU HAD A FUN TIME SWIMMING, BUT WHAT IS A SWIMMING CARNIVAL?

IN AUSTRALIA THAT'S LIKE, THE BEST JOB YOU CAN HAVE

YOU WORK AT KMART OH MY GOD

OMFG WHEN I WAS IN YEAR 6 (About grade 5 for America) WE WERE MADE TO GO TO THE SWIMMING CARNIVAL AND I WAS FORCED TO JOIN THE SWIM TEAM BECAUSE I HAD A BETTER TIME THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND I'VE BEEN SWIMMING EVER SINCE

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
Honestly same. I was the worst sports player ever and one day in 8th grade we had to kick footballs into the goal post and I kicked three perfect ones and the gym teacher and football coach kept harassing me to join the team and i was liek no thanx boo

@LukeLover2317

you're too right about that football thing.... but maybe that's just because I hate sports and I couldn't score a 'try' or whatever the hell they're called if my life depended on it

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
OMG DON'T HURT YOURSELF!

OH MY GOD IM FALLING OFF MY COUCH

@invisblemichael_0925
Updating in like 10 minutes :) Thanks doll!

I absolutely love the idea of this story! I hope you update soon!

@XxCookie_MonsterxX
YAY KEEP YODELING! *crying of laughter emoji* YEAH I ASSIGNED A NAME TO ARZAYLEA AND JUST A WARNING I TRASH HER A LOOOOOOOT IN THIS STORY SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

*turns head to look suspiciously at ArzAylea*

SO UR REAL NAMES SAMANTHA DELIA HUH, WHUT ELSE YOU HIDIN FROM US?

OH MY GOD IT'S FINALLY HERE IM YODELLING