Prodigal

Hi! So usually whenever I want to tell a personal story, I usually convert it or work it into a fan fiction on here, but this is a story that I wanted to tell. And it's fitting since it's chapter 69, and this is a 'sexy' story *smirk emoji*

So my cousin got married Saturday. Her wedding was nice, and the dance after was really fun! I'm 20, and younger than the majority of my cousins. They're all in their late 20s or early 30s. The wedding dance turned out to be lit af. I was assigned the male gender (even though I identify as gender nonconforming) and I'm interested in men, sot that makes me gay. There were so many hot guys at the dance!

I was drinking at the dance and was pretty buzzed; that's what makes it so fun. There was one guy with pink skinny pants on, and he was really hot and I thought he might be gay. I had my eye on him all night. He actually took his shirt off a couple times, and that was fun!

The music was blaring, and I was dancing with a lot of my pretty female cousins on the dance floor. I'm not really close with them, but it as fun to dance with them. One guy started dancing with one of them, and I shouted to him, "YOU'RE REALLY HOT!" I thought he might punch me for saying that, but he was actually flattered, smiled, and put his arm around me and started dancing. I started dancing to, and we had a cute moment! *smiley blushing face emoji*

Then a guy who another cousin was dancing with a lot asked all the girl cousins if they wanted to do shots. Since I was right there with them, he asked me too because excluding me would've made him look like a dick. So, including me, he bought us all shots. The shots were huge and strong, and I needed an entire can of Coke as a chaser.

Once we were even more buzzed, we hit the floor again. Two of my cousins were twerking on each other, and this random guy kept trying to get one of them to dance with him. He kept awkwardly putting his hand out there. So I decided "fuck it" and I grabbed his hand. Surprisingly, he went for it and started dancing with me. He wanted to swing dance, however, and it was not a swing dance type of song. Furthermore I only kind of know how to swing dance and I only know how to do the man's position, so I had not clue what I was doing.

Few more songs and few more drinks later, the drunk hot mess of the party (there's always one) came stumbling by me. I had never met her before, but she was grabbing onto me to avoid falling down. I wrapped my arms around her so she wouldn't collapse. Our arms around each other, the photographer came and took a picture of us. Now my cousin who got married will forever have a photo of me and a drunk hot mess on the dance floor in her wedding photos.

As a side not, 5 SECONDS OF SUMER played at the dance! I requested two 5SOS songs and they both played! They played "Hey Everybody!" which everyone was really into and "End Up Here" which I think is a good wedding dance song.

Towards the end, one cousin decided she was going to leave for the night. I knew there was only 15 minutes left in the dance. I want to leave too because my buzz had worn off. My other cousin (who I was sharing a hotel room with) was still dancing with the guy who bought us shots, and they were making out. I wasn't going to leave her because I had to stop her from going to his room (IF she was going to) because she was drunk and couldn't give consent. (She later thanked me for staying to make sure that didn't happen.)

The hot guy in pink pants who was shirtless was making out with some girl, so he isn't gay. *single tear emoji* But he was shirtless as ever standing alone during these last few minutes. Knowing it was now or never, I brushed up against him to see what would happen.

He put his arm around me, and I wrapped both my arms around him and started dry humping him from the side. He seemed really into it, and it was definitely the highlight of the night.

I was really lucky that all the straight guys that I danced with or semi-came on to were happy drunks and were flattered that this gay hot mess loser (me) was into them. I was really lucky that they were flattered instead of creeped out or angry.

Also, a bunch of my cousins said that they want to take my clubbing on my 21st birthday. That's going to be really interesting considering I'm not super close to a lot of them. The few that I'm closer to, I sort of "came out" to at this wedding because I talked about how hot guys are and stuff like that. One of my male cousins (who's a hyper-masucline man) got married three years ago and his wife (who I had literally never talked to before) said she wanted to go gay bar clubbing with us cousins on my 21st. She also said her husband (my cousin, the masculine man) would like to come with because he thinks gay bars have the best drinks. I mean, he ain't wrong tho. But if this does happen, it'll be very interesting. I may vlog about it and share the vlog with y'all!

If you made it all the way down here, let me know! If you read all this you are my new best friend! Thanks for letting me use this as my diary, and I hope you enjoy the next chapter of the story :-)

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