Bad Is My Middle Name.

~Arias point of view~

"Well to bad for the both of you because were already here." Liam said as he pulled up to their big fancy house.

I rolled my eyes and got out of the car everyone made a beeline to the front door following liam once the door was opened. I got a whiff of a strong scent that made my gag reflex come alive.
I covered my nose with my hand and yelled.

"what the hell died in here?!"
liams eyes widen as he mumbled “shit I forgot we left it a mess.”
niall ran over to the coffee table snatching up his boxers turning around facing me with his face bright red.
The Outside of the house was false advertising because the inside of the house was disgusting! there were plates with food on them scattered on every surface. Dirty pile of clothes where on the floor and in the corner it looked like a piece of shit was ... ..wait shit doesn't move!

“oh my god what the fuck is that!” I screamed pointing at the floor
“oh shit! quick liam go kill it!” zayn yelled looking at the bug crawl around the floor
“ew is that a roach?” louis asked as he looked at the bug in disgust.

“why do I have to kill it? you kill it niall!” liam said as he pushed niall towards the bug

“oh hell no! im “sweet” little niall what would our fans think if they found out I go around smashing bugs!” niall said as he ran back behind liam.

Oh for fucks sake! I ran over to the shelf and grabbed the heaviest award and smashed it on the little bitch before it had a chance to run under the clothes.

“NOO! you broke the award we won for the single best song ever!” Harry yelled as he snacthed the award out of my hand.

“oops.” hey at least I killed the damn thing before it produced any babies. Like seriously I didn't see him trying to kill it,he just stood by the doorway watching it move around.


“well at least its dead and your precious awards not broken it just has a..huge dent..in ..it BUT! now the problems solved.” I said as I gave a bow.

Harry didn't say anything he just stood there glaring the living shit out of me.

“um....ok im gonna go wait outside because i'm not staying in this nasty ass house unless its clean ." I said as I walked out the door and sat on the front porch.

-Harrys Point of view-
After aria left the room I ran over to the front door locking it after she had closed it.

"Harry ....you do know we're going to have to let her back in right." Louis said as he looked at me amused.
The hell I'm not letting her crazy ass in how dare she break our award like that! we put in a lot of work to get that award and this is what happens?!

"Um no we really Don't have to let her in. Its our house not hers she's the guest and its up to the HOST meaning US to treat her how we want. Now with that! all in favor of keeping her outside say I."

I said as I gave each of the boys a pleading look.
No one said anything instead they all just looked at me amused. They think I'm joking? bastards.

"Is Harry styles actually trying to keep a girl out in the cold? And here everyone thought you were the charming one of the group." Louis said as he shook his head disappointedly trying not to crack a smile.

"Oh please the way she bit into my neck was anything but ladylike I treat women charmingly NOT cannibal's."

I said as I looked at them seriously.

"okay Harry stop being a drama queen just go get a broom because canabal or not shes right this place is disgusting." Liam said as he began to pick up the plates around the coffee table.

I kept my mouth shut because I didn't want to admit it but the house could use a bit of cleaning up.

after about an hour in a half we finally finished cleaning the house

"It took a whole hour but at least its clean.” liam said as he sat down on the couch

“Yeah hey lets order pizza or something guys." zayn said as he tapped away on his phone.

“Hey im gonna let aria back in ok guys.” niall said as he made his way over to the door.

OH hell naw! I quickly ran behind niall jumping on his back, tackling him to the ground

“what the hell crawled up yer ass? harry get off.” niall said pushing me off of him

“shes not coming back in here!”I said pining niall to the floor.
“harry calm down it's not like she bites .... oh wait um never mind.” niall said trying to hold in his laughter.
“well she does! look!” I said shoving my neck in his face.
someone cleared their throat causing me and niall to look in their direction.

“wow if I would have known you guys were a couple I wouldn't of gave you a love bite harold” aria said with amusement sparkling in her fucking eyes.

I quickly got of of niall and fixed my clothes “Thats funny because I don't remember love bites actually causing some pain.’ I said looking into her green eyes.

“Oh really will where have you been grandpa because pain is what all the cool kids are into these days.” aria said with a smile on her face.

“Oh yeah will-” aria interrupted me putting her hand up.

“lets finish this banter after I get food in my stomach shall we.” she said making her way to the couch sitting down taking out her phone.

“oh liam just ordered the pizza so it'll be here in 15mins or so.” zayn said not once looking up from his phone. He must be texting perrie because he's had that smile on his face for the past hour now.

“cool.” aria said with a small smile on her face not once looking up from her phone either.

“who let her in anyway?”I asked looking at everyone in the room.

“I did duh who else.” louis said as he went up stairs.

20 minutes passed by and everyone was still on their phones liam and zayn were texting their girlfriends,niall was on twitter, and aria sat there on her phone giggling like a three year old. Who ever she was texting had her full attention because the pizza came 20 minutes ago and she hasn't even had a slice. well its not like there was any left for her thanks to niall but still....

louis came running downstairs stopping in the middle of the room screaming
“ LETS DO SOMETHING I'M BORED BITCHEZ!!” he said dropping to his knees.

“ok like what?”niall said as he continued to follow and re tweeting fans.

“we can watch a movie... how about we watch...” everyone looked up from their phones and started yelling random movie names.

“BATMAN!”
“21 JUMP STREET”
“THE HEAT!”
“TWILIGHT!”
“TITANIC!”
“BARBIE AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS!!!”

louis looked deep in thought but finally answered “ok! lets watch The Heat.”
aria jumped up and did a shimmy because he picked the movie she wanted to watch. wow I didn't expect that to happen note the sarcasm.

“hey but I wanted to watch-”
“WE are NOT watching that fucking barbie movie again niall we watched the shit yesterday!” Louis said cutting niall off in mid sentence.

“it was only a suggestion you don't have to be an ass about it.” niall said laughing.

“fine but were still watching the heat.” Louis said looking through the stack of movies we had by the TV

“I'll get the blankets and pillows!” niall yelled as he ran up stairs.

Notes

ok im gonna stop promising updates on certain days because schools been crazy with essays and tests and finals but I passed all my classes this semester so I wanted to update so yeah leave a comment I hear that's what all the sexy people are doing these day ;)