~ARIA'S POINT OF VIEW~

The next morning I was struggling to get out of bed to take a shower. Me and alex basically spent all night talking on the phone, we stayed up so late that eventually we both just fell asleep with the phones next to our ears.

"Hey....hello? .... aria baby you still there?" Alex's raspy voice rang out of my phone.

"Huh? Yeah.. oh shit! don't tell me you never went to sleep and I was just the only one who crashed" I said with worry

"Nah don't sweat it babe I .. I kind of crashed too" Alex said. Knowing him I bet he was blushing.

"Oh I see good, I thought I heard the sound of a chainsaw cutting through a tree"

"Haha your so funny." Alex said in a bored tone

"Im only joking besides even if you do sound like you're chopping down a forest you're still cute."

"Aww really? Well I knew that already but thanks for the compliment." Alex said with amusement

I rolled my eyes "Shut up loser"

"Come make me."

"I wish I could... but unfortunately i'm too "out of control" to be in L.A " I said sarcastically quoting my mom
"Just tell simon to fuck off and take a plane back home" alex said with hope
"Babe believe me if I-" I was cut off by a knock on the door.
"Aria get up the boys well be here to take you around London at 10:30" Simon said . Maybe if I just ignore him hell just get the hint that I don't want to go looking around fucking London with his little workers.

"Aria i'm coming in." Nice try dipshit I locked the door before I went to bed.
The door began to slowly crack open. Fuck didn't I lock the door?! I quickly pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be asleep. I quickly whispered into the phone to alex

"Hey I gotta call you back voldemort's awake!"
"Aww really well I call you later tonight okay bye"
I was about to tap the end call button when Alex spoke again

"Aria wait! " oh my god what is it im trying to fake sleep my way out of going with voldemorts little snakes !
"What babe I kind of gotta go" I said impatiently
"I just wanted to tell you that I love you jerk." Alex said laughing
"I love you too! And id really love you more if I can just call you back." I said trying to hide the. Big smile on my face. Wait he can't even see me..
"Fine bye loser tell voldemort that he belongs to the house of dickheads!"
"Alright bye lame ass " I tapped the end button and shutted my eyes tight

"Aria" Simon said. I just continued to fake sleep.
"Aria I know you're pretending to be asleep."
"Oh come on I heard you talking under there to as im guessing was alex am I correct."
"Fine if you don't get up now i'm going to snatch the covers off of you." After he said that the covers flew off of me and I was exposed to the cold morning air I quickly began wrapping my arms around myself.
"Rise and shine I can't have you spending all day in the house. You're going to be living here for some time. So you should start getting familiar with the neighborhood." He said as he walked over to my curtains to rip them open. The sun came shinning in, I groaned and grabbed my pillow putting it over my eyes.
"Get up they're coming to get you, unless you'd prefer to go in your pajamas?"
"Ugh shut the hell up i'm not going, and you're not gonna make me." I said as I lazily sat up on my bed.

"Oh but you are if you ever want a chance to visit your friends in L.A"

"Fuck off like you'd ever let me go visit them." I said as I laid back down on the bed.

"Well me and your mother decided that if you could be good and act civilized for two months we'd let you go visit your friends." Simon said as he looked at me waiting for my response.
"Hmm two months aye ? That's all? Fine I'll go look around London with your slaves only because I really want to get out of this house and away from your face."
"Fine with me just don't get into trouble" Simon said as he made his way towards the door.
"Oh and by the way you only have 20 minutes to get ready you would of had more time if you didn't pretend to be asleep." And with that he left.

Fuck only 20 minutes?! I jumped out of bed and ran towards my bathroom. I quickly turned on the shower head and jumped in, I grabbed the bar of soap and-

"AHHHHHHH SWEET BALLS OF FIRE THIS IS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs I must have turned the water on to lava temperature because that shit felt like I got a bowl of freshly made noodles poured on me. I changed the water temperature to a more warm one and finished washing up.

I grabbed my towel and tooth brush and quickly brushed my teeth. When I finished I checked the time ok I still have 15 minutes. I went to my closet and grabbed some skinny jeans and a shirt. Fuck I still have to do my hair! I ran back into the bathroom and grabbed the curling iron and curled my hair, for makeup I only did my eyes with black eyeliner.

I grabbed my phone and checked the time ok great all done with two minutes to spare .I grabbed my wallet and headed down stairs. I went into the kitchen to make me a bowl of cereal.

"Aria they're here time to go" Simon said
I went to the living room and saw all the guys from yesterday.

~HARRY'S POINT OF VIEW ~
Man to be honest I don't really feel like taking simons daughter around London today. We rarely ever get a break from all the interviews, concerts, paparazzi attacks, and tour's and Id really prefer laying in my bed naked with a cup of tea. We all piled out of the car and walked down the long pathway to the front door.

"Ok guys lets try to show her that living in London's not that bad." Liam said before he knocked on the door.

Simons maid Jasmine came to open the door, I think she has a crush on niall because she kind of just stares at him a lot more than normal. We all said our hello's to her and went inside,we heard Simon telling aria that we were here, She walked into the kitchen looking... um... kind of cute.. she cleared her throat and said
"Are you guys just going to stare at me? Or can we get going." She said as she folded her arms over her chest.

Shit was I staring too long? I looked over to the rest of the guys they must have been staring too because now they were all just trying to focus on everything else in the room that wasn't her.

"Um yeah sorry lets get going." Liam said
She walked over to the front door before she turned the doorknob Simon said.
"Bye aria have fun."
She ignored him and continued walking out the door,we told Simon we'd bring her back around 9pm. We went to get back in the car, we were surprised to see aria already sitting inside it. Considering we haven't even unlocked it yet...

Liam opened the car door when we all got in he asked her.
"Um mind telling us how you got in?"
"I just picked the lock." She said while yawning
"How? Di-" Liam got interrupted by aria
"Look can you just drive? I'd like to get this over with.” she said while putting in her earphones.

louis and zayn began to talk. “shes a bit rude isn't she?”louis asked while looking at aria.
“yeah shes kind of a bitch.”zayn said while laughing soon both him and louis began to crack up.

“will you too shut the hell up? you guys don't know if she can hear you!” Niall whispered yelled.
“oh chill it. I can hear the song shes listening to so i'm pretty sure she can't hear a word were saying over the pounding in her ears.” louis shot back at niall.

niall just rolled his eyes and continued strolling through his instagram account he’s been updating his instagram more frequently lately.

liam pulled over to the sidewalk,I looked around and was a little puzzled because we've only been driving around for about 15 minutes and there's no sign of the disney store.





“um what are you doing this isn't the town square?” I asked liam
“well I just got the best idea that it would be way better to walk around london instead of driving around this way she’ll get to see more of london better than seeing it through a car window.” he said cheerfully

“yeah well one problem with that. It appears you've forgotten who you are, liam are you crazy?! if we take one step out of this car we will be chased down by fans and even worse paparazzi.” I said

“yeah but I really wanna show her around on foot and not in a car,Besides we can just put on some of our emergency disguises ok.”liam said while he got out of the car and opened the truck to get out the disguises.” He came back into the car and handed everyone the fake mustaches and wigs. We all wore hooded jackets and beanies we even added some glasses when we all finished putting on the stuff we all looked like a group of socially awkward teenage boys.

liam tapped aira on her shoulder she must have fallen asleep.
“i'm surprise she feel asleep or maybe the music was too loud and killed her?” louis said
niall began to laugh uncontrollably.

~ARIA'S POINT OF VIEW~

I woke up to see a man with a mustache and bennie and flipped the hell out where the fuck are the guys I got in the car with?who the hell is this guy?! I automatically went into defence mode and punched the guy in the nose.

“OW WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!!?” the man screamed out in pain
“what the fuck is wrong with you?!” yelled someone in the back
I turned around and saw four guys with mustaches and beanies oh shit theres a lot of them,but they don't look pretty tough I can take them I jumped over my seat and flung myself at the guy with curly black hair

“get the hell off me!!” the guy with the curly hair began to push me off of him so I did what I had to do and bit him in the neck.

“SHES FUCKING BITEING ME!! ZAYN! LOUIS! GET HER OFF OF ME!!” he screamed.
oh fuck what the hell did these niggas do to one direction?! great now i'm really not going to be allowed to visit my friends

I grabbed his collar and shook him violently“what did you do to one direction you wankers!”
“what the hell are you talking about we are one direction!” the guy next to him yelled
“oh yeah will prove it then bitch.” I said

The guy then began to take off his black shades,bennie, and jacket.
Shit thats zayn.

~ZAYN'S POINT OF VIEW~
Okay maybe Simons daughter has a mental problem?
She got off of harry and sat down next to him
"Wow okay ..um im really sorry for the attack guys." Aria said as she ran her hand through her hair.
"But mind telling me why you're all dressed up in those stupid costumes?" She asked
"Liam here had a good idea to walk around London instead of driving so hence that's why we're in disguise." Niall told aria.
We all looked over to where liam was, he had one hand pinching his nose trying to stop the bleeding. And all he wanted to do was go out on a walk around town. I couldn't help but laugh at both liam and harry.

I mean come on the original plan was to wake her up and walk around town without being seen, but no now liam has a bloody nose and harry has human bite marks on his neck.
I started laughing so hard that my stomach began to hurt.
Niall and Louis started laughing too we all were giggling like school girls who just heard some juicy gossip.

"And why are you guys laughing? I don't remember any of you trying to help me." Harry said as he glared at us.

"It's I-I-ts ju-just so funny!"Louis yelled trying to talk through his laughter.
“And harry you were the main one saying that the disguises wouldn't work but here we have a crazy chick about to bloody kill us."

"Hey you can't blame me for attacking you, I only met you guys yesterday and finally mesmerized your names but i'm still a little fuzzy on your faces. Sure I've may have seen your faces on a commercial or magazine but I never paid it to mind." Aria said.

"Yeah our bad we should've known you wouldn't even recognize us for a second." Liam said as he wiped the last drop of blood on his shirt.

"Are you guy's actually defending her ass I mean she bit me in the neck for christ sake!" Harry yelled while pointing at her.

"HEY I said I was sorry! And it was just one little bite why don't you man up and grow some bal-" aria yelled back at Harry's face but liam cutted her of before she could finish her rant.

"Guys it was all a misunderstanding lets just show her around now." Liam said as he looked at everyone.

"You think I need to grow some balls? I can assure you love that I infact do have some would you care to take a look?" Harry snapped back at aria.

"Look I've been in plenty of bar fights and some of them were with guys so if you wanna go we can." Aria said as she lifted up her fists.

"I wouldn't hit a girl." Harry said as he rolled his eyes
"Or you're too just scared you'll get your ass kicked by a girl." Aria said as she pointed at him and laughed throwing her head back.

Niall and Louis were just watching Harry's and aria's banter while eating leftover candy they found in the backseat.

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP !? I'VE NOW DECIDED THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WALK AROUND TODAY NOW ALL I WANT IS TO GO HOME GRAB A CUP OF TEA AND WATCH TOYSTORY!" Liam said as he got back in the driver's seat and started the car. He began to drive home.

"This is great! I didn't even want to come in the first place." Aria said as she clapped her hands in joy. Strangely she reminded me of a toddler on Halloween because of how happy she was.

Liam's phone began to ring.

"Hello Simon ....um no we haven't really got around to the showing ....yeah....yeah ..ok no problem." Liam ended the call.

"Ok looks like Simon has a very important party going on at his house and wants you to stay the night over ours." Liam said as he made the turn to our street.

"Oh hell no! I don't give a FUCK if he's having a party . I'm not going to spend the night at your house!." Aria said as tried to unlock the car door. Thank god liam had the child lock on because if he didn't i'm positive she would of jumped.

"SHE is not staying over house and thats period." Harry said as he glared at aria.

"Well too bad for the both of you because were already here." Liam said as he pulled up in the driveway.