"So where we going?" Winona asked as I was driving.
"SHEESH YOU LITTLE MUTHER FUCKER! LET ME DRIVE!" I joking yelled.
"Well den." She said, sitting back in her seat. I scared the hell outta her.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! ARE YOU DRUNK?!" She yelled once I stopped.
"NOOOO!!! Well, mehbeh... JUST KIDDING! I WAS DRIVING LIKE THEY DO IN DAH MOVIES!!!!!!!!!" I yelled back.
"Okay, well don't kill us." She replied calmly, as if it were no big deal that I could've possibly killed us.
"Probably." I replied and I saw with the corner of my eye, her eyes growing in size.
"SHEESH CALM YOUR TITS I WAS KIDDING!" I yelled. We pulled up at the guy's house and Winona's face was just, so, DUH. We got out and just walked in. Not knocking or anything, we're best friends with them it's not like we haven't seen Harry naked. What? You little pervert. He wakes up and goes to bed naked... Sheesh. Winona stopped and went back outside, grabbing poor little Kevin out of his cage outside. She walked inside, carrying the bird, and started to sing. . Tears filled the pigeon's eyes as he struggle's to get out of her grip. Louis walked in and saw Winona,
“NOOOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO KEVIN!!!!”, Louis shout's.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY POOR KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN” I yelled. Louis stands, looking at me.
“NO HE'S MY PIGEON!” He yells. Winona look at him and yelled,
“NO HE'S MINE!”

”HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE” I said winking at Louis just because he's standing there. Suddenly, Liam walk's into the room.
“WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE!” Winona takes Kevin and yells,
“KEVEN IS MY BIRD!” and runs around the room. I grabbed Kevin from Winona as she passed by, stuck my tongue out and ran around the room screaming,
"YOULLLLLLLLLLL NEEEEEVEERR CATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALIIIIIIIIIIVE SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!” Liam started to chase me and yelled,
“GIVE KEVIN BACK TO LOUIS!” Winona started to follow Liam shouting,
"SHE WILL NEVER GIVE HIM UP!” Niall walks in with a cheeseburger
"Louis, what're they doing with Kevin?" He asks him. I decided to steal his cheeseburger. So I did and I scarf it down gaining Louis and Liam's attention and Niall chasing me around the room yelling,
"ILL GET YOU YETTTTTTT KIRSTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

"Niall, you will never catch her!" Winona shouts at him while Louis throws her over his shoulder and shouting,
"DON'T WORRY! SUPERMAN IS HERE!"
"LIAMM!!! BATMAN!!! SAVE ME!!!!!" She shouts as Louis chases after Niall as Liam run's after Louis and Winona. I look at Niall, stop, and had Niall run into me.
"What was that for? Niall asked.
"BATMANNNNNN SAVEEEEEE ME" I hear.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES THE BAD GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" I yell. I realized I'm straddling Niall when Harry walks in. Winona yells,
"NO! LOUIS IS THE BAD GUY! SOMEONE SAVE ME ! AND KIRSTEN ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE NIALL!?!?" She grabbed Harry's collar just as Louis passes him,
"HELP MEH!!!"
"MEHBEH!!" I yell misteriously, then jump off of him and tackle Winona. I stand up, fix my hair, wink at Harry, and flop down on the couch. Winona sits on the couch next to you.
"So, was up 1D?" she looks at him while she fixes hair.
"NOTHIN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell as Louis was trying to talk. Louis tries to tackle me but Liam stands in the way and says
"I'm Batman." Winona stand up and rip my shirt off exposing her t-shirt with the design wonder-woman,
"AND I'M WONDER-WOMAN!" She shouts and tackles Harry for no reason.
"I see when I'm not needed." Liam said, sitting on me.
"Get yo' fat ass off meh!" I yelled.
"Wait, no, I kinda like it" I purred in his ear. He smiled and stood up, shaking his head.
"You naughty naughty girl!" Louis yelled. All of the sudden Zayn yells,
"FOOD!" And I tackle Niall and yell,
"Winona! GET THE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR MEHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Winona ran into the kitchen and shove all the food she could into a bag and made a run for it into a room with me behind her. I turned around and locked the door, while the boys were banging on it shouting,
"GIVE US OUR FOOD!" She looked at me and said,
"Jump out the window or hide?"
"WALK AWAY FROM THE DOOR OR NO FOOD!!!!!!!!!" I yell to the guys, we hear them slowly walk away. I walk up to the door, put my dresser somewhat behind it so they can't open it anymore than I do, and open the door.
"Liam, you may come in." I say winking at him. He smiles and walks in and then I yell.
"WE'VE GOT A CAPTIVE WALK AWAY SLOWLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then I wink at Louis just because he's standing there again, and shut the door.
"Liam, if you dare touch that food, expect yourself to be a dead man", She looked at him and winked. We hear the footsteps fade away, but then we hear a loud bang on the door. We hear someone groan on the other side,
"YOU SEXY IDIOT'S! STOP DOING THAT! YOU CAN'T GET IN!" She yells at the door. She turns to face Liam and I and both of us have ridiculous grins.
"What?" She asks,
"You just called us some sexy idiot's!" we hear a muffled voice from the other side.
"What? It's what your fan's call you don't they?" She shrugged. She spotted Liam going after the food and yelled,
"KIKI! GET 'EM!" I tackled Liam, and yelled,
"YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY WITH THIS DIDN"T YOU BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. Then I kissed Liam's cheek over and over again to give Winona much time to re-hide the food. As I kiss his cheek one last time, he turns his head so I'm kissing his lips.
"YOU SLY DAWG!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell. She quickly took the food and climbed out the window and onto the roof.
"I'M THA QUEEN OF THE WORLD", she shouted out.
"YOU SLY DAWG!!!!!!" She hears me yell. “Oooh I wonder what happened!” She yelled. She was soon tackled on the roof by Harry.
"'Bout time you join the fun!" She rolled over, got up, and climbed back into the window to see me taken hostage by Niall,
"MAKE A RUN FOR IT WINONA!" I yell, but just as she was about to run, the boys surrounded her.
"Awe fuck me and my shortness!" She yells out.
"I'll think about the fucking part", Harry gave her a cheeky grin,
"OH HELL NO! DON'T YOU DARE THINK THAT!" She shoved him to the ground then made a run for it inside. She walked in to see Liam sitting on the bed looking guilty, yet satisfied, and me scolding him.
"You naughty, naughty boy!" I said as she walked in.
"What happened here?" She said winking.
"Minneh Harreh over here. Kissed meh!!!" I said. Harry was standing outside the window with his hand over his heart, looking sad.
"OH HARREH BABBEHHH I STILLL LOVE YOUUUUU!" I yelled, hugging him, as he walked in.
"Love you too, Kiki." He said quickly. I scoffed and walked away. I sat on Liam's lap and said,
"AT LEAST LIAM LOVES MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" In my most dramatic tone.
"Yes I do." He said.
"EWWWWW YOU PERVVVVV!!!!!!!" I yelled jumping up and running away. My run, turned into a fall. So I was falling off of Liam's lap. I hit the ground and rolled around for a while. I watched Winona put her hand over her heart dramatically and collapse on the floor,
"NOBODY LOVE'S ME!" She pretended to sob on the floor next to me.
"OH SWEET CHEEK'S I LOVE YOU!" Louis picked her up bridal style and kissed her cheek.
"EWW!!! GET AWAY FROM ME! I'M NO LESBIAN!" She got out of his grip and slaped his ass,
"LIKE SERIOUSLY! THAT'S A WOMAN'S ASS!"
"I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST SO SLAPPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yell slapping his ass multiple times.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CHEATED ON MEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Liam yelled.
"NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER BEBEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled, jumping over to Liam.
"Good. Right where you belong." He says wrapping his arms around my waist, as I sat down. He kissed my cheek and made sure I wouldn't leave. Why would I even want to???
"I CANT BELIEVE LIAM JAMES PAYNE JUST KISSED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I yelled like those little fan girl freaks My phone made the twitter noise.
"Liam, hon. I need my phone." I said.
"Okay!" He stuck his hand in my back pocket and got my phone. I swear, he was starting to become a little Harry. He handed it to me, it read:
@Zayn_Malik: #ForeverAStone
"WHERE'S ZAYN?!?" Winona yells, then I hear his muffled voice,
"I'M A FUCKING STONE!"
"NO YOUR NOT, BABE!" She ran into the living room to see him standing still. She ran behind him and jumped on his back,
"I WANT PIGGY BACK RIDE!"
"Okay, then off to around the house then!" he ran back into your room while she shouted out,
"PIGGGGGEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She then jumped off his back and landed on Harry.
"HARRY, BABY, YOU SAVED ME!" She left slobbery kisses all over his face.
"LIAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL THEM TO GET A ROOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!" I yell.
"Why?" He asks. I point and he flinches back and says,
"Why though?"
"BECAUSE YOU MY DADDDDDDDYYYY!!!!!!!!!" I yell.
"And daddy can give me a big ole' spankin later." I whispered. I pulled away and winked. I jumped up and could tell he was staring at my ass so I did my thing.
"EXAGGERATIONNNNN ELABORATTTTTIOOON. YOU GO GIRLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRIEN!!!!!!!!!!!" Louis yelled. We looked at Naill, who had his eyes wide.
"OH HELL NAW BITCH!" She slapped on the radio and Apple Bottom Jeans by T-Pain played, she got up on the table and started dancing, shakin her ass off.
"OH, TWO COULD PLAY AT THAT GAME!" I yelled at her, then got up on another table and start dancing, mimicking her move's. (A/N: How they’re dancing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN3IYEDDUaM) All of them lookin' at our asses. The guys hit the radio again and it turned onto their song, Rock Me, and me and you started to pelvic thrust. Harry's eyes rolled back, Zayn's face was 'glued', Niall was laughing like always, Louis was yelling
"I'D ROCK HER ANYTIMMMMME!!!!!!!!!", and Liam was staring at me...
***ULTIMATE 9-WORD LIAM POV****
Maybe I do really love Kirsten... And that dance...
Winona’s POV:
"OKAY, MAH HIP'S ARE KILLEN MEH! I GIVE UP! WAIT! NO I DON'T!" I slap the radio again and start break dancing, then Kirsten got off the table and battle me. ( A/N: What they look like doing that,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ItZD0XKik)
"MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM MONNEH FOR DANCING!" Louis yells out as we finish. We lay there on the floor tired,
"Someone help me up, I'm too tired. DADDY CAWY MEH!" I raise my arm's to Liam like a helpless child. He comes and picks me up, then hand's me to Harry.
"HI HAWY!" I was about to kiss his cheek, but at last minute he turn's his head so I peck his lip's.
"OH YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" I shout as he swing's me around.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS? ALLLL THEY WANT IS A LITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLEEE KISSSSSSSSSS!" Kirsten slurred, pretending she was drunk. She stumbled over Liam and fell onto the bed beside him.
"LIAMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHY DONT YOU SMACK THAT ASSSS?" Louis yelled. He ran over and started to spank her...
"AWWWW FUCK YOU LITTLE ASSSLAPING PERVERTED-......... LOUIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. He stopped and she climbed onto Liam, my legs on either side of him, her arms around his neck.
"Daddy, would you ever spank me?" She asked in her best baby voice.
"Maybe." He said, winking.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" I yelled..
"HEY IM THE ONE SITTING ON HIS BEST FRIEND AND IN HIS SPANKIN' MACHINES!" She yelled back. Louis and Harry's face turned into disgust and Liam and I started laughing. I started to roll around the ground and Liam looked like he was going to cry because of how hard he was........
(A/N: LAUGHING YOU LITTLE PERV!!!!!!!! But he was that kinda hard too;). )
Dying of laughter on the floor, Louis picks me up, and places me on the bed, and starts spanking me.
"OH FUCKING HELL LOUIS! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR ASS-SPANKING HAND'S!" I roll off the bed, stand up, throw Louis on the bed, and start spanking his bum.
"AHHH!!! STOP IT BURN'S!" he pleads, but I sit on his back so he won't get up, then continue spanking his butt.
"I HAVE NO MER-", I was cut off by Harry tackling me, making us both fall on the floor. I ended up straddling his waist.
"GO GET A ROOM!" Kirsten yelled at us,
"SAYS THE GIRL WHO'S STRADDLING LIAM!" I yell back while Niall, Zayn, and Louis stand there awkwardly.

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