Hopeless Love
The Name Is Caroline
I felt so weird. I mean it's like I'm walking on my arms and feet. But it's actually something I could get used to. Everything else was intense. My hearing was unbelievable. I could hear noises from the woods. My smell is 2x as strong. My eyesight was the same but I can see through the darkness. Now this I could get used to.. I guess. The witch started to cackle.
"Well, who's a pretty little kitty cat?" She teased.
I hissed at her. Hey that's cool.
"Listen, let's make this thing quick. You are a cat."
"Yea, no shit."
Ooh! I can talk? Sweeet!
"You will foreeeever stay a cat. Unless, if your lucky, you can make someone fall in love with you. But I honestly doubt that anyone would want to date a fuckin cat." She crackles again.
Wait, so I have make someone fall in love with me?! How is that even possible?! I can't date a human in a cat form!
"That's also true. But, you know what? It's not my problem!" She picked me up without even using her hands and threw me out the window.
I screeched as I hit the ground. Ow! Bitch. When I got up I saw that the building wasn't there. I swear I could break down right now and start crying. I lost my "friend" and I watched her die. To make matters even worse, I'm a fucking cat who has to make someone fall in love with her. Ugh! This is so stupid! Okay, lets just get some rest and maybe ill wake up and this would all be a dream. Yeah, totally reasonable. I looked around and walked back to where the party was. This night vision was not that bad at all, either. Being a cat has its ups and downs. Night vision is an up. After I found my way back to the city. I went to the Halloween party. Maybe my boyfriend could help me. I heard the music blasting loud and theres still a bunch of horny teenagers dancing. Before I made my way inside the house I saw him grinding against some slut. Ugh! What the fuck? I felt anger wash throughout my cat body. Then the next thing i know, I'm scratching at his face using my claws. He struggled to get me off. I don't know why I'm doing this. But I enjoyed it. He threw me off of him and I hit the ground. After that, I just ran off into the distance. I needed to get away from him. Who knows what he will do to a fuckin cat. Huh! There's no way ill see him again! Not that I ever will. I'm a cat. Ughh.. Why must I be punished like this? Well, at least it's better than shrek. Hah. As I walked down the sidewalk, in the dark, with the streets full of drunk men and homeless people. I started to feel very sleepy. I can't sleep on the floor though! ... Ahh fuck it. I'm too tired to argue. Just as I was about to lay down peacefully. I felt someone pick me up.
"Aww. What are you doing here all alone, little guy?" A female voice said.
Hey, she seems nice. Maybe she will give me a place to sleep. And to eat. Ooh! Maybe she will have some tuna! Fuck yes that sounds so goddamn good right now.
"Do you wanna come home with me?" She says.
I would say yes, but that will creep her out so I just nuzzled into her chest as my answer. She then started to walk and I instantly fell asleep in her arms.
"Harry! Harry! Open up!" [BANG BANG]
"HAAARRRYYYYY..."
I opened my eyes and stretched like a cat.
"Oh my geezus, that's so cute!" The girl says as she tickled my tummy.
Ooh. That felt good. Yea, yea, that's the spot. I sound weird right now. Ugh. Stupid cat ..Feelings.
The door opened and there stood a handsome looking man with no shirt on. Just boxers. Wow, he was breath taking.
"What?" He sounded annoyed.
"I found this little cat on the streets and I thought that you would like to keep it? Look at him." She showed me to the handsome man at the doorway.
Hey! I'm a girl! Check my .. Cat part! It's not a penis!
"Mmm.. I don't know. I don't-"
"PLEEEAASSEE?? I would keep him but my apartment doesn't allow cats."
He stared at me for a while then he nodded.
"Fine. You are lucky that I love cats." He held out his arms and grabbed me from her hands.
Ooh. His chest is so warm.. An- and .. And.. I could totally .... Sleep on .. Zzzzzz
---
I opened my eyes. I felt cold. I looked around me and I was in a living room. I was on a pet bed. This is not as comfortable as a bed. I crawled out of the bed and walked up the stairs. I wanted to look for that handsome guy so I can sleep on his chest. It was soo warm and comfortable. As I reached the top, I walked down the hall and pushed open a door. Nope, it's a bathroom. Then I opened the next one, nope, he's not here. Then I opened the last door on the left, and there he was, sleeping. I crept inside trying not to make any noises. But since I am a cat, I'm like a lot more quiet. I reached his bed and then I hopped on top. Hey, this is another good side to being a cat. I can jump really high. I could hear his faint snores. Aw. I crawled under the blankets and he got startled. He calmed down and petted me. I purred and nuzzled into his chest. Yea. This is the spot.
---
[STOMACH RUMBLING] I opened my eyes at the sound. Ugh. How long has it been since I last ate? Oh yea, beer from the party. Delicious. I turned around and saw- HARRY?! What the hell? It's been Harry the whole time?! Wow. I never actually thought that I would wind up in Harry's house, since I'm the popular girl. And Harry was a nobody. A nerd. Well, sorta. [STOMACH RUMBLING] I'm still hungry. I guess I could just ask Harry. Oh wait I can't cuz I'm a fuckin cat. But I can talk to him. But that'll just freak him out. I got up and tugged on his hair. This will bug him. He opened his eyes. Then he rubbed them as he sat up.
"Are you hungry?"
Oh god. His voice is so raspy and .. And.. Sexy. Whaaaaaaaaa-
He got off and picked me up. Then he walked down the stairs and set me on the kitchen table. He opened his cabinets and pulled out a can of tuna. Yes! He opened it up and gave it to me. I scarfed that shit down. Oh this is fuckin heaven! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM YUM!! He chuckled and served himself some cereal. He sat down at the table and just looked at me.
"Why do you have purple eyes? That's like.. So weird." He said as if he was speaking to me.
"What should I name you.. Hmmm." He thought to himself.
Caroline. My name is Caroline.
"How bout. Molly?"
No! Caroline.
"Wait are you a girl?" He picked me up and looked at my ... Part. Well this is awkward.
"Yup, you're a girl." He put me down.
As I was put back on the table, I looked around for something to write on. I know I'm a cat but I can at least try to write my name. I grabbed a pen with my teeth and dragged a piece of random paper using my paws. I chewed on the pen causing it to break and the ink to spill. I dipped my paw in the ink and began to draw letters. Harry stood there confused.
"C"
"A"
"R"
"O"
"L"
"I"
"N"
"E"
Then as I finished, I looked up at Harry and he was just jaw dropped. Yeah, he must think I'm like the most smartest cat ever. Hah. Wait till he finds out I talk.
"Caroline? Your name is Caroline?"
I nodded my head up and down.
"You can understand me?!"
I nodded.
"What the fuck?" He mumbled.
Wow, I didn't know nerds could cuss. And I didn't know that they had muscle too.
"Well, who's a pretty little kitty cat?" She teased.
I hissed at her. Hey that's cool.
"Listen, let's make this thing quick. You are a cat."
"Yea, no shit."
Ooh! I can talk? Sweeet!
"You will foreeeever stay a cat. Unless, if your lucky, you can make someone fall in love with you. But I honestly doubt that anyone would want to date a fuckin cat." She crackles again.
Wait, so I have make someone fall in love with me?! How is that even possible?! I can't date a human in a cat form!
"That's also true. But, you know what? It's not my problem!" She picked me up without even using her hands and threw me out the window.
I screeched as I hit the ground. Ow! Bitch. When I got up I saw that the building wasn't there. I swear I could break down right now and start crying. I lost my "friend" and I watched her die. To make matters even worse, I'm a fucking cat who has to make someone fall in love with her. Ugh! This is so stupid! Okay, lets just get some rest and maybe ill wake up and this would all be a dream. Yeah, totally reasonable. I looked around and walked back to where the party was. This night vision was not that bad at all, either. Being a cat has its ups and downs. Night vision is an up. After I found my way back to the city. I went to the Halloween party. Maybe my boyfriend could help me. I heard the music blasting loud and theres still a bunch of horny teenagers dancing. Before I made my way inside the house I saw him grinding against some slut. Ugh! What the fuck? I felt anger wash throughout my cat body. Then the next thing i know, I'm scratching at his face using my claws. He struggled to get me off. I don't know why I'm doing this. But I enjoyed it. He threw me off of him and I hit the ground. After that, I just ran off into the distance. I needed to get away from him. Who knows what he will do to a fuckin cat. Huh! There's no way ill see him again! Not that I ever will. I'm a cat. Ughh.. Why must I be punished like this? Well, at least it's better than shrek. Hah. As I walked down the sidewalk, in the dark, with the streets full of drunk men and homeless people. I started to feel very sleepy. I can't sleep on the floor though! ... Ahh fuck it. I'm too tired to argue. Just as I was about to lay down peacefully. I felt someone pick me up.
"Aww. What are you doing here all alone, little guy?" A female voice said.
Hey, she seems nice. Maybe she will give me a place to sleep. And to eat. Ooh! Maybe she will have some tuna! Fuck yes that sounds so goddamn good right now.
"Do you wanna come home with me?" She says.
I would say yes, but that will creep her out so I just nuzzled into her chest as my answer. She then started to walk and I instantly fell asleep in her arms.
"Harry! Harry! Open up!" [BANG BANG]
"HAAARRRYYYYY..."
I opened my eyes and stretched like a cat.
"Oh my geezus, that's so cute!" The girl says as she tickled my tummy.
Ooh. That felt good. Yea, yea, that's the spot. I sound weird right now. Ugh. Stupid cat ..Feelings.
The door opened and there stood a handsome looking man with no shirt on. Just boxers. Wow, he was breath taking.
"What?" He sounded annoyed.
"I found this little cat on the streets and I thought that you would like to keep it? Look at him." She showed me to the handsome man at the doorway.
Hey! I'm a girl! Check my .. Cat part! It's not a penis!
"Mmm.. I don't know. I don't-"
"PLEEEAASSEE?? I would keep him but my apartment doesn't allow cats."
He stared at me for a while then he nodded.
"Fine. You are lucky that I love cats." He held out his arms and grabbed me from her hands.
Ooh. His chest is so warm.. An- and .. And.. I could totally .... Sleep on .. Zzzzzz
---
I opened my eyes. I felt cold. I looked around me and I was in a living room. I was on a pet bed. This is not as comfortable as a bed. I crawled out of the bed and walked up the stairs. I wanted to look for that handsome guy so I can sleep on his chest. It was soo warm and comfortable. As I reached the top, I walked down the hall and pushed open a door. Nope, it's a bathroom. Then I opened the next one, nope, he's not here. Then I opened the last door on the left, and there he was, sleeping. I crept inside trying not to make any noises. But since I am a cat, I'm like a lot more quiet. I reached his bed and then I hopped on top. Hey, this is another good side to being a cat. I can jump really high. I could hear his faint snores. Aw. I crawled under the blankets and he got startled. He calmed down and petted me. I purred and nuzzled into his chest. Yea. This is the spot.
---
[STOMACH RUMBLING] I opened my eyes at the sound. Ugh. How long has it been since I last ate? Oh yea, beer from the party. Delicious. I turned around and saw- HARRY?! What the hell? It's been Harry the whole time?! Wow. I never actually thought that I would wind up in Harry's house, since I'm the popular girl. And Harry was a nobody. A nerd. Well, sorta. [STOMACH RUMBLING] I'm still hungry. I guess I could just ask Harry. Oh wait I can't cuz I'm a fuckin cat. But I can talk to him. But that'll just freak him out. I got up and tugged on his hair. This will bug him. He opened his eyes. Then he rubbed them as he sat up.
"Are you hungry?"
Oh god. His voice is so raspy and .. And.. Sexy. Whaaaaaaaaa-
He got off and picked me up. Then he walked down the stairs and set me on the kitchen table. He opened his cabinets and pulled out a can of tuna. Yes! He opened it up and gave it to me. I scarfed that shit down. Oh this is fuckin heaven! YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUM YUM YUM!! He chuckled and served himself some cereal. He sat down at the table and just looked at me.
"Why do you have purple eyes? That's like.. So weird." He said as if he was speaking to me.
"What should I name you.. Hmmm." He thought to himself.
Caroline. My name is Caroline.
"How bout. Molly?"
No! Caroline.
"Wait are you a girl?" He picked me up and looked at my ... Part. Well this is awkward.
"Yup, you're a girl." He put me down.
As I was put back on the table, I looked around for something to write on. I know I'm a cat but I can at least try to write my name. I grabbed a pen with my teeth and dragged a piece of random paper using my paws. I chewed on the pen causing it to break and the ink to spill. I dipped my paw in the ink and began to draw letters. Harry stood there confused.
"C"
"A"
"R"
"O"
"L"
"I"
"N"
"E"
Then as I finished, I looked up at Harry and he was just jaw dropped. Yeah, he must think I'm like the most smartest cat ever. Hah. Wait till he finds out I talk.
"Caroline? Your name is Caroline?"
I nodded my head up and down.
"You can understand me?!"
I nodded.
"What the fuck?" He mumbled.
Wow, I didn't know nerds could cuss. And I didn't know that they had muscle too.
Notes
hiii guys!!!! :D i finally updated this one.. :) yea, more will come! next story to update will.. prroooobbablyyyyy beeee...... mmm... "Opposites Attract" :Dthanks for reading!! and i love your comments! it makes me more confident!!
9/14/13