wtf bro > harry au

"Hey, Embry! Nice ass!" Niall yells as I walk down the hallway. I flicked him off, not wanting to waste my time dealing with him. He laughs and high fives Louis before walking to their current class. I walk faster to my class, not wanting to be late.

"Are you fucking kidding me?" I mumbled to myself as a group of girls gossiped in the middle of the hallway. They were freshman's, and since today is the first day, I decided to teach them a few things about high school.

I walked right up to the group and tapped the nearest one on the shoulder. Her blonde pony tail slapped me in the face as she turned to look at me. She gave me a glare. "What do you want?"

I scoffed. "Listen, honey," I began. Her glare turned into fear as I continued, "You're freshman, okay. Well, middle school is over and for now, this is the real shit."

The group of girls were listening to me and seemed interested except for the girl who glared. Her face of fear turned into what seemed like a red balloon letting go of its air. She laughed in my face, not believing what I was telling her.

"What are you, a sophomore? You can't tell me much if you've only survived one year." She snickered, her friends giggling behind her. I stepped up to her, noticing a few people stop and stare. I'm not one to set people straight, but fuck it.

"And you can't tell me anything if you've only survived, what, 10 minutes? For your information, I'm a senior. With your attitude, you could've lasted one day, tops. Now, I'm not so sure." Her face was filled with terror as I continued, "You think you're all that because you were 'popular' in 8th grade? Well, guess what? All of that has just changed. Say hello to the dumpsters at lunch for me." I said and fake smiled, she looked at me in pure shock as I began to walk away.

"Oh," I stopped myself and turned around, "Don't stop in the middle of the fucking hallway next time, okay?"

I turned back around and walked to my class, I didn't notice the crowd watching and recording, which I find absolutely idiotic. But, someone had to tell her.

"Damn, Stuart. Didn't know you had it in you." Harry said as I walked into the classroom. I sat next to him at the back of the classroom and sighed.

"Someone had to tell those fake asses." I said, my blood boiling at the thought of those girls. Who do they think they are?

"Tone it down, short stuff. You know I love you, but this side of you is starting to freak me out." He said and shuffled uncomfortably. I sighed one again, wishing he actually meant the 'I love you'.

wtf bro. you're messing with my heart, Harry Styles

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