You Never Know
A Kiss Before I Go
“OMG ITS HARRY HAT” Ashley said smelling the hat that sat on the seat.
“do you girls want a biscuit?“ asked john the driver who was obviously disturbed by Ashley’s behaviour
“OH MY GOD THERE IS THEIR SUIT CASES” Louise screeched Ashley Iona and Louise all screamed in unison as they started to rummage through random suitcases. Sonya noticed that one of the suitcases was Liam’s she looked at Ali who’s face looked mortified and back at the suitcase again.
“their mental!” ali exclaimed
“yeah” Sonya replied getting up
“what are you doing?” ali asked
“nothing you need to know about” sonya said unzipping liams suitcase
“not you too!” ali whined
“no stop winging” sonya said with a smirk o her face as she picked up one of Liam’s t-shirts
“oooohhhh this is nice” she said throwing it on to the seat. Ali buried her face in her hands.
“are you alright dear?” john asked who was now eating all the biscuits to himself but ali didn’t mind it was his bus for a start which was now being covered in Liam’s trousers shoes t-shirts underwear and so on.
“sonya” ali hissed
“what” sonya asked
“put back the clothes” she said slowly
“em ok actually NO” she said throwing liam’s trousers into one of the compartments above. Ali screamed.
“for gods sake ali lighten up” iona said throwing Harry’s trousers at her.
“aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh” Ashley screamed they all looked at her
“what?” louise asked
“he left his phone” Ashley said
“didn’t he have his phone in his hand” ali said
“he has two Sherlock” iona said rolling her eyes
“ok” ali said “and I’m supposed to know that” she added
&&
“come on ali” louise whined the girls were now throwing the boys clothes around the bus well apart from Ashley who was sitting smelling most of Harry’s clothes and ali who was just sitting there
“come on ali don’t be a bloody spoilsport” iona moaned
“fine” ali said getting up
“yyaaaayyyy” louise exclaimed throwing nialls t-shirt at her ali gulped as she threw it in the sink in the little toilet. After a while ali got the hang of things they had moved onto zayns suitcase
“im gonna go pee” Ashley declared
“ok” iona said counting to throw Zayns clothes around when Ashley had gone louise picked up Ashley’s hand large bag and opened it louises jaw dropped
“what?” Ali asked
“you’ll see” louise said as she tipped out the contents of ashleys bag
“oh my god” Sonya exclaimed, on the floor was basically the contents of Harry’s suitcase
“she mental” ali said at that moment Ashley re-entered the room
“eh why is my stuff on the floor?” Ashley asked obviously confused
“why is Harry’s stuff in your bag?” louise asked
“em……eh…….um…..its mine” Ashley said
“of course it is” iona said sarcastically Ashley glared at her
“it is” Ashley protested
“is the lynx deodorant yours too?” louise asked
“em……yeah” Ashley said
“O MY GOD ASHLEYS A BOY” iona screamed
“ASHLEYS A BOY ASHLEYS A BOY ASHLEYS A BOY” all the girls apart from Ashley sang skipping in a circle
“ASHLEYS A-” Louise cut off, iona bashed into her
“em…hi?” louis said
“whys the crazy bitch a boy?” Zayn asked
“OI” sonya said “she my bezzie don’t go dissing her you…you…..you prat” sonya said
“what eh.. Happened” niall asked looking at the bus it was covered in the boys clothes, shoes, underwear they were scatterd everywhere in the sink down the toilet.
“a ravaged dog came in” iona made up
“sure sure was it called Ashley” Zayn said
“no it was called the rest of them apart from me” Ashley said making a face at Zayn
“wheres my stuff?” harry asked
“what?” ali asked confused
“none of the clothes on the bus are mine” harry said picking up a jumper
“its in ashleys ba-” louise cut iona off
“in your suitcase” louise made up
“no its not” harry said kicking his empty suitcase “everythings gone” he whined
“shut up” louise said everyone looked at her “what?” she said everyone looked away
“I think Ashley took them” louis whispered to harry
“yeah” harry said a bit too loud everyone looked at him
“meow” someone shouted out
“what the hell was that?” liam asked
“a cat” iona said again sarcastically
“whats your fucking problem” liam asked iona annoyed
“language!” iona said sitting down on the floor
“oh by the way your toilet is uncomfortable” Ashley said all the boys looked at her
“anyway keys” ali said holding out her hand louis threw the keys to her she caught them “thanks, COME ON GIRLS!” ali shouted all the girls trotted behind her
“em wait” louis said niall blocked the doorway so they couldn’t get out
“what I wanna go homeeeeeeee” iona said “I want fooooodddd me no had any food for hours” she said
“eh yeah well what I wanted to say is why does Ashley have 5 carrier bags” louis asked
“I went on a BIG shopping trip” Ashley said
“to Sainsbury’s?” liam asked “HEY I LOVE SAINSBURYS” Ashley shouted
“I wonder where all our Sainsbury’s carrier bags went” Zayn said sarcastically
“I don’t know iona do you know?” Ashley said trying to push niall off the bus “move out the fucking waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy” she said niall had moved out the way and she fell through the door on to the ground “owwww” Ashley yelled clutching her elbow to her chest. Ali jumped down after her.
“You ok Ashley?” she asked kneeling down to where her friend was sat.
“NOOOO! MY ARM HURTS!” Ali let a laugh and hugged her friend before standing and walking over to her car. She studied it walking all the way round before she opened the drivers seat and climbed in. She left the door opened so she could se the guys.
“Well done guys nothing happened to her, I won’t kill you” the boys let out sighs of relief and watched as the other girls climbed in.
“bye hot stuff” Louis said as the boys walked off
“ehh bye” Ali said
“hey Ali” Iona said from the back seat
“yeah?” ali asked
“think fast!” she screamed throwing something at Ali’s face it hit her face her hand shot up to her face to the clothing that was on her face she let out a slight moan suddenly Iona laughter stopped and Ali pulled the cloth away to turn and look at Louis who was staring at her with wide eyes. Ali looked down at the underwear that was in her hands and then turned to glare at her best friend who had started giggling uncontrollably with her hand over her mouth trying to control the laughter that was making her body shake.
“Son of a bitch I hate you”
“Why I didn’t do anything?” mumbled Iona only just managing to stop laughing. Ali turned back to louis who now had a smile on his face.
“she threw it at me” she said pointing at iona
“for gods sake ali, you acuse iona of everything” sonya defended iona
“yeah why cant you admidt your In love with him” louise said
“mmmmmmm” everyone turned to look at Ashley
“is that my t-shirt” harry said appearing next to louis,
“no its mine” said Ashley holding the shirt to her chest.
“so you're in love with me?” louis said winking at her ali made a face and winded up her window
“we’re going” she grumbled turning on the engine and reversed at speed causing harry to fall over
“HARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” Ashley screamed and opend her door to go to his side BOOOM “oops” Ashley said looking on the ground outside the car
“oh my god” iona exclaimed looking where Ashley was looking
“wha-” ali was cut herself off as soon as she saw the car door on the ground “IM GOING TO KILL YOU” she screamed
“what throw another heely™ at her head” Iona said,
“shut it” Ali hissed at her friend and pushed open the car door. Rougher than she should have and smacked Louis making him yelp out in pain. She didn’t care though all that was on her mind was the fact that her car was trashed and she couldn’t fix it. She let out a frustrated scream and ran her hands through her hair as she stared at her ruined car.
“Ali-”
“Shut up, not a word, otherwise she will take a punch” said Ashley stopping Harry in his tracks, grabbing the back of his shirt.
“Just everyone stay back” The girls eyed their best friend warily as she started to shake.
“Um is there anything you can do?”
“Well, either leave her or fix the car, your choice” mumbled Iona. The five boys looked at each other and then Harry realized that Ashley hadn’t let go of his shirt.
“Umm” he mumbled looking at her. She just smiled at him and then looked back at Ali.
“Let go of my shirt please!” he said making everyone but Ali turn to face him and Ashley. Slowly and reluctantly Ashley let go of the shirt and crossed her arms across her chest.
“Umm now that that’s done can I ask how we’re gonna get home, it’s like eleven?”
“you girls could just bunk in with us and then tomorrow we’ll get the car towed and fixed and it should be spick and span by the morning” said Liam which ended up with him getting death glares from four of the girls, Ashley on the other hand was grinning.
“Su-” she was cut of by Ali’s hand covering her mouth.
“No thanks we’ll wait for the mechanic to come and hope he can fix it”
“And if he can’t?” asked Niall.
“then we’re bunking with you guys” squealed Ashley pushing Ali’s hand away.
“Ok, when’s the mechanic getting here?” asked Harry
“He said around eleven so soon” mumbled Ali sitting down leaning against her destroyed car. Ten minutes later a van pulled up and stopped across the road. A man climbed out and stopped when he saw the bus and the wrecked car before shaking his head and walking over to them.
“What’s happened here then?”
“Our bus’s battery died and she drove into a tree” said Zayn smirking. The man nodded and looked round at Ali who had now stood up and was walking towards them.
“Can you fix my car?”
“Yeah but It’ll take at least 6 to 8 hours” she let out a groan
“Sorry”
“What about us?” asked Harry walking forward.
“Uh yeah I should be, just uh give me an hour then I’ll be gone” the boys let out a shout of joy and high fived each other.
“Awesome we’ll be inside we need to sort some stuff out” they motioned for the girls to follow them. Ashley squealed and hurried after them then Iona and Louise went. Sonya and Ali looked at each other and rolled their eyes before heading over to the bus.
“do you girls want a biscuit?“ asked john the driver who was obviously disturbed by Ashley’s behaviour
“OH MY GOD THERE IS THEIR SUIT CASES” Louise screeched Ashley Iona and Louise all screamed in unison as they started to rummage through random suitcases. Sonya noticed that one of the suitcases was Liam’s she looked at Ali who’s face looked mortified and back at the suitcase again.
“their mental!” ali exclaimed
“yeah” Sonya replied getting up
“what are you doing?” ali asked
“nothing you need to know about” sonya said unzipping liams suitcase
“not you too!” ali whined
“no stop winging” sonya said with a smirk o her face as she picked up one of Liam’s t-shirts
“oooohhhh this is nice” she said throwing it on to the seat. Ali buried her face in her hands.
“are you alright dear?” john asked who was now eating all the biscuits to himself but ali didn’t mind it was his bus for a start which was now being covered in Liam’s trousers shoes t-shirts underwear and so on.
“sonya” ali hissed
“what” sonya asked
“put back the clothes” she said slowly
“em ok actually NO” she said throwing liam’s trousers into one of the compartments above. Ali screamed.
“for gods sake ali lighten up” iona said throwing Harry’s trousers at her.
“aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh” Ashley screamed they all looked at her
“what?” louise asked
“he left his phone” Ashley said
“didn’t he have his phone in his hand” ali said
“he has two Sherlock” iona said rolling her eyes
“ok” ali said “and I’m supposed to know that” she added
&&
“come on ali” louise whined the girls were now throwing the boys clothes around the bus well apart from Ashley who was sitting smelling most of Harry’s clothes and ali who was just sitting there
“come on ali don’t be a bloody spoilsport” iona moaned
“fine” ali said getting up
“yyaaaayyyy” louise exclaimed throwing nialls t-shirt at her ali gulped as she threw it in the sink in the little toilet. After a while ali got the hang of things they had moved onto zayns suitcase
“im gonna go pee” Ashley declared
“ok” iona said counting to throw Zayns clothes around when Ashley had gone louise picked up Ashley’s hand large bag and opened it louises jaw dropped
“what?” Ali asked
“you’ll see” louise said as she tipped out the contents of ashleys bag
“oh my god” Sonya exclaimed, on the floor was basically the contents of Harry’s suitcase
“she mental” ali said at that moment Ashley re-entered the room
“eh why is my stuff on the floor?” Ashley asked obviously confused
“why is Harry’s stuff in your bag?” louise asked
“em……eh…….um…..its mine” Ashley said
“of course it is” iona said sarcastically Ashley glared at her
“it is” Ashley protested
“is the lynx deodorant yours too?” louise asked
“em……yeah” Ashley said
“O MY GOD ASHLEYS A BOY” iona screamed
“ASHLEYS A BOY ASHLEYS A BOY ASHLEYS A BOY” all the girls apart from Ashley sang skipping in a circle
“ASHLEYS A-” Louise cut off, iona bashed into her
“em…hi?” louis said
“whys the crazy bitch a boy?” Zayn asked
“OI” sonya said “she my bezzie don’t go dissing her you…you…..you prat” sonya said
“what eh.. Happened” niall asked looking at the bus it was covered in the boys clothes, shoes, underwear they were scatterd everywhere in the sink down the toilet.
“a ravaged dog came in” iona made up
“sure sure was it called Ashley” Zayn said
“no it was called the rest of them apart from me” Ashley said making a face at Zayn
“wheres my stuff?” harry asked
“what?” ali asked confused
“none of the clothes on the bus are mine” harry said picking up a jumper
“its in ashleys ba-” louise cut iona off
“in your suitcase” louise made up
“no its not” harry said kicking his empty suitcase “everythings gone” he whined
“shut up” louise said everyone looked at her “what?” she said everyone looked away
“I think Ashley took them” louis whispered to harry
“yeah” harry said a bit too loud everyone looked at him
“meow” someone shouted out
“what the hell was that?” liam asked
“a cat” iona said again sarcastically
“whats your fucking problem” liam asked iona annoyed
“language!” iona said sitting down on the floor
“oh by the way your toilet is uncomfortable” Ashley said all the boys looked at her
“anyway keys” ali said holding out her hand louis threw the keys to her she caught them “thanks, COME ON GIRLS!” ali shouted all the girls trotted behind her
“em wait” louis said niall blocked the doorway so they couldn’t get out
“what I wanna go homeeeeeeee” iona said “I want fooooodddd me no had any food for hours” she said
“eh yeah well what I wanted to say is why does Ashley have 5 carrier bags” louis asked
“I went on a BIG shopping trip” Ashley said
“to Sainsbury’s?” liam asked “HEY I LOVE SAINSBURYS” Ashley shouted
“I wonder where all our Sainsbury’s carrier bags went” Zayn said sarcastically
“I don’t know iona do you know?” Ashley said trying to push niall off the bus “move out the fucking waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy” she said niall had moved out the way and she fell through the door on to the ground “owwww” Ashley yelled clutching her elbow to her chest. Ali jumped down after her.
“You ok Ashley?” she asked kneeling down to where her friend was sat.
“NOOOO! MY ARM HURTS!” Ali let a laugh and hugged her friend before standing and walking over to her car. She studied it walking all the way round before she opened the drivers seat and climbed in. She left the door opened so she could se the guys.
“Well done guys nothing happened to her, I won’t kill you” the boys let out sighs of relief and watched as the other girls climbed in.
“bye hot stuff” Louis said as the boys walked off
“ehh bye” Ali said
“hey Ali” Iona said from the back seat
“yeah?” ali asked
“think fast!” she screamed throwing something at Ali’s face it hit her face her hand shot up to her face to the clothing that was on her face she let out a slight moan suddenly Iona laughter stopped and Ali pulled the cloth away to turn and look at Louis who was staring at her with wide eyes. Ali looked down at the underwear that was in her hands and then turned to glare at her best friend who had started giggling uncontrollably with her hand over her mouth trying to control the laughter that was making her body shake.
“Son of a bitch I hate you”
“Why I didn’t do anything?” mumbled Iona only just managing to stop laughing. Ali turned back to louis who now had a smile on his face.
“she threw it at me” she said pointing at iona
“for gods sake ali, you acuse iona of everything” sonya defended iona
“yeah why cant you admidt your In love with him” louise said
“mmmmmmm” everyone turned to look at Ashley
“is that my t-shirt” harry said appearing next to louis,
“no its mine” said Ashley holding the shirt to her chest.
“so you're in love with me?” louis said winking at her ali made a face and winded up her window
“we’re going” she grumbled turning on the engine and reversed at speed causing harry to fall over
“HARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY” Ashley screamed and opend her door to go to his side BOOOM “oops” Ashley said looking on the ground outside the car
“oh my god” iona exclaimed looking where Ashley was looking
“wha-” ali was cut herself off as soon as she saw the car door on the ground “IM GOING TO KILL YOU” she screamed
“what throw another heely™ at her head” Iona said,
“shut it” Ali hissed at her friend and pushed open the car door. Rougher than she should have and smacked Louis making him yelp out in pain. She didn’t care though all that was on her mind was the fact that her car was trashed and she couldn’t fix it. She let out a frustrated scream and ran her hands through her hair as she stared at her ruined car.
“Ali-”
“Shut up, not a word, otherwise she will take a punch” said Ashley stopping Harry in his tracks, grabbing the back of his shirt.
“Just everyone stay back” The girls eyed their best friend warily as she started to shake.
“Um is there anything you can do?”
“Well, either leave her or fix the car, your choice” mumbled Iona. The five boys looked at each other and then Harry realized that Ashley hadn’t let go of his shirt.
“Umm” he mumbled looking at her. She just smiled at him and then looked back at Ali.
“Let go of my shirt please!” he said making everyone but Ali turn to face him and Ashley. Slowly and reluctantly Ashley let go of the shirt and crossed her arms across her chest.
“Umm now that that’s done can I ask how we’re gonna get home, it’s like eleven?”
“you girls could just bunk in with us and then tomorrow we’ll get the car towed and fixed and it should be spick and span by the morning” said Liam which ended up with him getting death glares from four of the girls, Ashley on the other hand was grinning.
“Su-” she was cut of by Ali’s hand covering her mouth.
“No thanks we’ll wait for the mechanic to come and hope he can fix it”
“And if he can’t?” asked Niall.
“then we’re bunking with you guys” squealed Ashley pushing Ali’s hand away.
“Ok, when’s the mechanic getting here?” asked Harry
“He said around eleven so soon” mumbled Ali sitting down leaning against her destroyed car. Ten minutes later a van pulled up and stopped across the road. A man climbed out and stopped when he saw the bus and the wrecked car before shaking his head and walking over to them.
“What’s happened here then?”
“Our bus’s battery died and she drove into a tree” said Zayn smirking. The man nodded and looked round at Ali who had now stood up and was walking towards them.
“Can you fix my car?”
“Yeah but It’ll take at least 6 to 8 hours” she let out a groan
“Sorry”
“What about us?” asked Harry walking forward.
“Uh yeah I should be, just uh give me an hour then I’ll be gone” the boys let out a shout of joy and high fived each other.
“Awesome we’ll be inside we need to sort some stuff out” they motioned for the girls to follow them. Ashley squealed and hurried after them then Iona and Louise went. Sonya and Ali looked at each other and rolled their eyes before heading over to the bus.