"Factorisation is the opposite of expanding brackets.." I watched as Mr.Kitty drone's on about his stupid algebra. Seriously who cares about algebra? Were not gonna use it when we grow up anyway! It's not as if i'm gonna use it in any jobs that i want. Without noticing, i started do daydream, no wondre why algebra was my worst subject!

Mr.kitty was weiting a maths equation on the board for us to solve. Haha, as if i can get that right! Now to have a little fun with maths... Who said we can't have any?

5C + P = L . Ha, this one was easy, 5 carrots + a pigeon = Louis. My brother would definitely like that one.

Next one, 2(3C + H) = H2 - C. This ones a diffcult one... But not as difficult as real maths. noe looking around for inspiration, i set my eyes on Harry and Charlotte.

"Might as well do it about the two lovebirds", I thought.

Hmm, let's see... 3 Charlotte's (Don't know what that's supposed to mean) Plus Harry, Two..two..having IT twice! Equals, Harry and a little 2? Oh, a little baby! And take away C means take away her virginity...

"Miss Tomlinson, Miss Tomlinson, Can you figure out question two?"

I chuckled at my discovery.. 3 Charlotte's and Harry having sex twice equals to Harry's baby and Charloote losing her virginity. I must be going mad.. who on earth would think such a thing?

"Miss Tomlinson, i'm afraid that's not the answer"

I guess it's still true though, i bet it's not long until they have their baby. Charlotte's such a slut.

"THAT'S IT, I've had enough of you get out Miss Tomlinson!" Someone yelled.

I jumped at the sudden rise in volume. Who, the hell was that, they just ruined my- oh, why is everyone looking at me? Don't tell me i done something wrong again. I looked at Alexa who was looking at me already with shock on her face. Uh oh.. was i saying my thought's out loud again?

"Miss Tomlinson, please step outside class please" Mr Kitty said quite calmly but with a hint of distress in his voice. Oh, please don't exple me, it's only first day, what will happen to my college records?

I looked at him with pleading eyes, to which he hesitantly did not take and just pointed to the door. As i was walking out the door, i heard someone whisper 'Bitch'. probably Charlotte. Ha! See if i care. When i reached outside, i slumoed down and keaned against the wall, trying to figure out what Mr.Kitty would say to me. Mr. Kitty, haha, such a stupid name. I mentally slapped myself. I have to get all the mischief out of my head, only 5 more weeks to go and it's college time, got to keep my record clean. Going to the college i wanted meanse so much to me.

"Jane." Sir coughed. I quickly got up ans dusted myself of. "Yes sir?."

"If you're going to ask if you're in trubled, you're not." I breathed a sigh of relied. "But i'm still going to have to punish you some kind of shape or from as we both know that Miss Charlotte has something to say about this. Si i send you.. to go to.. the lunch room!"

I just laughed at him, i knew that he was on my side as well rather than Chealotte. "sir. Yes. Sir."

"What? Go do some cleaning or something" I just nodded and turned to the direction of the lunch room. "Oh and Jane?." I turned back around. "If Charlotte and Harry's giving you a hard time just come to me next time okay?" "Thanks sir." I mumbled.

When i reached the dinning hall i knew that sir was kidding. There was need for me to clean up and besides it was only 5 minutes till the bell rings. Our dining room was pretty big i guess. It was about the size of an assembly hall.a massive one. Then we have a separate room for packed lunches but you can just eat ooutside if you want. There's six tables lines up across the hall, big enough to fit 15 people. On each table sat all the different social groups, normal pople, goths and emo's, nerds and geeks, sluts and wannabees, the populars, and finally the boys and me. But sometimes i sit with my other friends just to equal out my time with them.

I was already sitting down on our usual table, with my tray of food. I picked out fish and chips, sweercorn and flapjack with custard. If Charlotte was here right now, she'd pick on me for being a hungry oig. Charlotte was team captain of the cheer leading team, so she only eats healthy foods. I sometimes wonder why i'm not like her, skinny. pretty... but the again i'm not like most girls.

"Hello Janey Waney." Niall grinned.

Niall was always laughing and smiling, probably his trademark to get girls. He's so beautiful, with his dirty blond hair and a cute irish charm that everybody loves. His personality is similar to mine as we both love food. Probably why i'm the closest to him. I love him pieces. As a freind obviously, i don't like him that kind of way. And i don't expect him to be the same why with me, actually i don't expect anyone to ever like me that kind of way. For everyone i'll just be the same girl who plays football, doesn't like make-up and doesn't even act like a girl.

I laughed at the sight of Niall eating so fast. I always wonder why he doesn't grow fat with the amount of food he eats. He probably has a fast metabolism or something. He has this dinner pass to skip the dinner line and go to the front. The trachers gave it to him when they had enough of his 'i'm hungry' tantrums. You wouldn't want to mess with Nialler when he's hungry.

"Hey Niall! Where's the boys?." I asked. "They're still in the line as usual." He said. I turned around and sure enough i saw the boys nearing the front, with girls flirting with them, I laughed as this girl suddenly hugged Zayn from behing and he turned as red as a beetroot. "Zayn, having fun there?." Shout at him. Porr boy, it looked like the girl was trying to suffocate him.

"Jane, what you did to Charlotte and Harry was-" Niall started to say. "Niall, i know what i done was wrong but-" "It was frickin hilarious!" Niall burst out laughing. I just stared at him, eyes widened. did he just say what i thought he said? I was sure that he was going to give me another lecturing about not getting into truble, the boys always do that. It's like i have four dads. Everyone keeps telling me and Harry off because apparently we were the most 'immature' in the group. Ha! Immature my ass. Oops, i have to admit, that was pretty immature.

"YEAH! Don't worry i'm not like Liam you know. Partners in crime we are." He winked. "Did you see what Harry and Charlotte's face looked like when you told her about her bra?!.. I was wondering why they were getting so big." He started bellowing with laughter.

"Niall, nobody's boobs can cet two sizes bigger in just two weeks!"

"And what were you saying in maths?."

"Yeah, what were you saying in maths?." Zayn said from behind, as him and Liam sat down. "Fianlly, it's time you joined us." I smirked, trying to avoid the topic. I'm sure Liam would give me the 'the talk'. He was most mature one after all, even more mature then my brother Louis, even though he was younger.

"Jane, don't avoid the topic. What you did was very..er...NOT funny. Who on earth would think of such a thing? I do worry about you sometimes Jane." Liam sternly said.

"I', sorry guys, it's just..just that Harry and Charlotte are giving me a hard time you know?" I said looking around for sympathy. And sure enough the boys returned it embracing me in a hug. "And i do learn it from my brother." Liam chuckled. "Fine we'll let you of this time but anymore and you know what's coming!" He wagged a finger at me. He really did sound like a dad. I sighed. "Yes Daddy. But you have to admit, that was pretty hilarious!"

"What you did to us WASN'T funny Jane!" Harry sharply said. Oh great, the idiot's back. "And i want you to explain why you do it and apologise." I stood up astonished at what he said. "ME? I'm the one who has to apologise? How about you and your 'Girlfrined' explain what you do to me every single fucking day of my life." I shouted at him. Woahh, where did i get my confidence from? "I didn't do anything Jane and you know that!"

I smirked at him, was he really this blind? "Well if you're going to stay as you're stubborn self, i'm going!"

The boys just waved at me, as if me and Harry fighting were a normal thing. Well, actually it was. "See you later at football practise yeah?" A voice called out. I stopped in my tracks, i've forgotten allabout football practise. I usually looked forward to it but today was not my lucky day. I sighed. I supposed i have to stick around till the end of the day then.