hey guys. I'm Lauren Malik. Yes before you take fucking fit Zayn Malik is my brother. Yes the one the only Zayn Malik 1/5 of one direction is related to me! Yay! Note the sarcasm. Yeah I love my brother but I hardly get to see him not even on my birthday. Maybe that's one of the reasons I've changed? People used to look at me and see cute, innocent Lauren Malik. The girl who sings in the church choir, the girl who has straight A's in every subject and is highest of her class, the girl with the big future. Now people see me as the girl who doesn't give a fuck about school, church, or singing. The girl who parties hard and gets drunk on week nights with her mad mates. The girl who grinds, snogs and sleeps with guys without giving it a second thought, the girl who wears short clothes and tight tops and gets attention from a lot of boys and the occasional man. I hate the old me and am completely in love with my new life. My mother disapproves quite a lot but bites her tounge because I have quite the temper. Black belt bitches. I love to dance, even more than I used to love to sing and that's saying a lot. I attend a dance class almost everyday and if I say so myself have a pretty good figure. I'm captain of the cheer squad at school which means I'm flexible another way to get attention. My best friend is more like my sister. Her names Shannon and is just like me. I met her when I was 12 and she always used to give me stick about how much of a goody goody I was back in the day but that's all changed
Im actually proud of my brother even though it mightn't seem like it. I always thoughts he was the most amazing singer ever when we were growing up, it's just a few of his band members I'm not so sure about. Well just one imparticular. Harry styles. I hate him and he hates me, it's always been like that and even though I'm not sure why I just go with it. He's too full of himself, thinks he's the best god damn thing to be ever invented and to walk the earth. We never fail to fight if we are in the same room. I have a little crush on a certain blonde hair blue eyed Irish boy my brother knocks about with. His accent makes me go weak at the knees and his smile makes me want to melt but I know I'll never tell him about my crush. Louis is my prank buddy in the band, we always do the funniest things to anyone who seems like an easy target. There was this one time where we tied all the boys up in their sleep and pretended like we were gunna kill them. Zayn nearly wet his trousers. Then there's Liam. He's like another big brother that I can go to when Zayn doesn't have time or is being a douche. I can talk to him about anything and I won't be afraid that he'll judge me like half the people around here.. Anyway that's all you nosy biatches. See ya xoxo ~ Lauren M

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