The sky was dark. The night was cold. Luckily Po had her man Harry to cuddle up to in the warmth of Starbucks. The silence of night and the quiet background music would soon be interrupted.

The doors suddenly swing open followed by a high pitched scream. Raging towards Po is a rather lesbian looking man seeming to be Louis, Harry's best friend. Suddenly Po is abruptly lifted off of Harry followed by a whack in the face by a Gucci bag!

"GET OFF OF MY MAN!!!" Louis screams.

Po lies on the floor bleeding rapidly. She dies. Meanwhile Harry, with a smirk on his face, runs out the doors with Louis screaming:

"RIDE

OR

DIE

NIGGGGGAAAAAAA

HEAHOHAHOHAHAOHA"