In With The New
welcome back.
I felt markers writing on my hand.
I could hear laughs around me.
Which I identified as Niall’s and Louis’.
I heard Noa telling them to “Shh”
I could also hear Eleanour complaining and telling them this is a bad plan.
What they didn’t know was:
1.I’m awake.
2.Noa has done this before.
3.I have my revenge.
I then felt Noa starting to tickle my face.
Instead of slapping my face, I slapped hers.
I opened my eyes, all the mouths dropped open.
“INSERT HERE” then a drawing of a penis was on Noa’s face.
“No, go back to sleep, it was it go on your face not mine!” Noa shouted.
She then started tackling me trying to get me to slap myself in the face with the marker.
Everyone was laughing with us.
Until a dumb flight attendant came to tell us to calm down or else.
“What is she going to so throw us off the plane?” I scoffed.
Noa went to wash whatever was on her face.
“Good morning everyone we will be landing in about 20 minutes, flight attendants prepare for landing.” The pilot came over the speaker.
Noa came back to her seat in time.
I rested my head back.
LA, I’m back.
¬*¬
Noa and I had made it clear out the airport without being hassled.
The sun was hot for 8am and I was loving it.
While walking over to the rental place, Noa kept complaining about the sun and how her skin is going to be darker.
“For fucks sake Noa, shut up!” I shouted at her.
“No! I’m hot!” she rolled her eyes.
When we got to the car rental place, we went through a series car.
They had some pretty good choices.
But it’s LA.
I need something sporty, convertible.
“Ahhhh, Cairo! Cairo! Cairo!” Noa kept shouting while running towards me.
“Noa, I know you’re hot an-“ she cut me off.
“No, shut up, I found the perfect car!” she started pulling me to a car.
“Noa it’s perfect!” I was so excited.
It was a white, convertible BMW M6, with beautiful cream leather interior.
May I just buy this car?
I went and paid the rental fee and put Noa and I’s bags around the back.
I took a picture of the car and tweeted it.
“@QueenCairo: Got the keys to Angelina, come at @Noa_ and I LA!!!”
“C’mon Cairo, I want to sleep!" Noa whined.
“Yeah, yeah!” I went in, Noa blasted the music.
This is life.
We drove off.
¬*¬
Of course, we were staying at the Hilton in LA.
These two big black SVUs were blocking the entrance.
“What the hell mate?!” I shouted.
Noa with her impatient self started honking the horn.
Were they dead?
I came out of the car to walk to probably punch this driver.
“No Cairo, what if they shoot you?” Noa shouted sarcastically.
I rolled my eyes, was not in the mood.
I finally arrived to driver’s side.
At first I had forgotten that it would be on the left side.
I knocked on the window so hard, just hoping I’d break it.
The man rolled the window down, he looked awfully familiar but whatever.
“What the hell mate ?! You can’t be blocking the entrance like this, you’re causing a block up!” I threw my hands in the air.
“Oh, I’d like to apologise ma’am, I-“ He was then interrupted by someone who was rolling the window down.
“Is there a problem ma’am?”
Oh great Harry.
Wait Harry.
Why are they here?
No.
Stop doing this.
“Actually yes, your driver is blocking the fucking entrance, and I want to go to my suite and I hate a miserable Noa” I rolled my eyes.
“Sorry about that Cairo, um Bill, you can go..” Harry told his driver.
“Great” I muttered.
“ A thank you would be nice,” Harry said cheekily.
I rolled my eyes and walked away.
I drove up to the part to get the bags out and park.
While walking in a figure came up to me.
“Nice car by the way..” Harry said then winking.
I nodded and walked away.
Please oh dear Lord don’t let them be on the same floor as us.
But ofcourse, nothing goes Cairo’s way.
There were 10 presidential suites on the top floor and yep, they booked it.
One direction, my neighbours for the weekend.
Woo.
I went into the room and Noa casually texting on her phone.
I ran and tackled her.
“What the hell Cairo?” she shouted trying to get me off.
“Why did you do this Noa, why did you make them come here?!” I shouted.
“They needed a hotel so I just...” she stopped and started laughing.
“I hate you so much!” I said while coming off of her.
“No you love me!” she said pouting her lips.
“Sadly!” I muttered while making my way to a bedroom to sleep.
I didn’t even change.
I just lay in bed.
Entered Cloud 9.
¬*¬
“Cairo! Cairo!” Noa was shaking me to wake me up.
“What?” I said putting the pillow over my head.
“I need you to carry me to Kylie’s house!” she said excitedly.
“Omg, I will about 2:30..” I turned away from her.
“It’s 3pm Cairo, wake up!” she kept shaking me.
So annoying.
“Ok! Ok! I’m up!” I sat up,”Let me bathe!”
“Hurry!” she said kicking me.
Noa was lucky I loved her.
I headed to the bathroom and had a quick shower.
I put on my high waist torn shorts and my floral chiffon crop top.
I placed my white TOMS.
I got my gold MK watch, rose earrings and Chanel gold charm bracelet.
I put my purse and phone in my brown fringe bag.
(Outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/c_randomlook/set?id=94361579)
“I’m ready!” I shouted to Noa.
“Your shorts are too short.”Noa said like a concerned mom.
“What the hell? Are you dad?” I asked confused.
“What the hell, are you trying to impress Harry?” she asked mockingly in the same tone.
“Come.” I started making my way out with Noa by my tail.
(Noa’s outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/n_outwithjenners/set?id=94380459)
We made our way to the car.
I really wasn’t in any mood to speak to Noa.
First she books the same flight as One Direction.
Then they stay in my hotel.
And everything I do? Harry Harry.
Ugh.
The car ride was silent.
Noa tried to make conversation but I wasn’t in the mood.
We arrived at the house.
Noa must’ve told them we’re here because they were outside.
“Noa! Cairo!” Kylie and Kendall were both running to us.
I got out of the car and hugged them.
“What the hell, every time I come, you guys get prettier!” I told them.
They laughed, “Could say the same about you guys!” Kylie shouted.
“Aha, I’m gonna go now..” I told them.
“No! No! Don’t go, don’t leave me with two sixteen year olds.” Kendall pleaded, she was the same age as me.
“ I promise, we can hang out tomorrow, I have some business to take care of.” I lied, unless the business is being depressed in bed.
Kendall sighed, we hugged.
“Promise! We’re going to the beach!” Kendall said pouting her lips.
“Yes! Yes! Promise!” I turned to Noa, “Call me when you want me to pick you up..” I said still upset.
“That’s fine! I’ll carry her!” Kylie offered,
“Oh, yeah, you have your license, great!” I forgot we came to her sweet 16 last month. “Ok, bye guys!”
They all waved.
I made my way to Urth Cafe for a smoothie.
Then back to the hotel.
I took the elevator up to my floor and while walking towards my room.
I noticed someone sitting at a door near to mine with his head resting on the door.
His eyes closed.
Harry.
I walked up to him, taking in his perfection.
His beautiful skin, the way his breathing was smooth.
His pink lips that I wanted mixed with mine.
“Cairo...” I was snapped out of my day dream with Harry.
“Oh, um, Harry..” I said embarrassed.
“Are you okay?” He asked a bit concerned getting up.
“I could ask the same about you” I earned a chuckle from Harry.
“Well, Louis has my card and I’m locked out..” he sighed.
“Oh, well um, you could come in and stay until Louis comes” I shrugged.
“Uh, are you sure?” Harry asked again.
“I mean it’s up to you..” I began walking away towards my room.
Harry ran behind me,”Sure, i’ll take up the offer!”
I chuckled.
I opened the door and let Harry in.
“Make yourself comfy!” I told Harry who had gone to sit and watch TV.
What have I just done?
I made the heartbreaker come into my suite.
Dumb Cairo Dumb.
“Uh, Cairo can we talk?” Harry asked me.
“Um, sure, let me go change into something comfy” I made my way to my room.
Oh shit.
The talk.
come at "d tnstagramed this Instagramed this beauty.
leather interior.
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I could hear laughs around me.
Which I identified as Niall’s and Louis’.
I heard Noa telling them to “Shh”
I could also hear Eleanour complaining and telling them this is a bad plan.
What they didn’t know was:
1.I’m awake.
2.Noa has done this before.
3.I have my revenge.
I then felt Noa starting to tickle my face.
Instead of slapping my face, I slapped hers.
I opened my eyes, all the mouths dropped open.
“INSERT HERE” then a drawing of a penis was on Noa’s face.
“No, go back to sleep, it was it go on your face not mine!” Noa shouted.
She then started tackling me trying to get me to slap myself in the face with the marker.
Everyone was laughing with us.
Until a dumb flight attendant came to tell us to calm down or else.
“What is she going to so throw us off the plane?” I scoffed.
Noa went to wash whatever was on her face.
“Good morning everyone we will be landing in about 20 minutes, flight attendants prepare for landing.” The pilot came over the speaker.
Noa came back to her seat in time.
I rested my head back.
LA, I’m back.
¬*¬
Noa and I had made it clear out the airport without being hassled.
The sun was hot for 8am and I was loving it.
While walking over to the rental place, Noa kept complaining about the sun and how her skin is going to be darker.
“For fucks sake Noa, shut up!” I shouted at her.
“No! I’m hot!” she rolled her eyes.
When we got to the car rental place, we went through a series car.
They had some pretty good choices.
But it’s LA.
I need something sporty, convertible.
“Ahhhh, Cairo! Cairo! Cairo!” Noa kept shouting while running towards me.
“Noa, I know you’re hot an-“ she cut me off.
“No, shut up, I found the perfect car!” she started pulling me to a car.
“Noa it’s perfect!” I was so excited.
It was a white, convertible BMW M6, with beautiful cream leather interior.
May I just buy this car?
I went and paid the rental fee and put Noa and I’s bags around the back.
I took a picture of the car and tweeted it.
“@QueenCairo: Got the keys to Angelina, come at @Noa_ and I LA!!!”
“C’mon Cairo, I want to sleep!" Noa whined.
“Yeah, yeah!” I went in, Noa blasted the music.
This is life.
We drove off.
¬*¬
Of course, we were staying at the Hilton in LA.
These two big black SVUs were blocking the entrance.
“What the hell mate?!” I shouted.
Noa with her impatient self started honking the horn.
Were they dead?
I came out of the car to walk to probably punch this driver.
“No Cairo, what if they shoot you?” Noa shouted sarcastically.
I rolled my eyes, was not in the mood.
I finally arrived to driver’s side.
At first I had forgotten that it would be on the left side.
I knocked on the window so hard, just hoping I’d break it.
The man rolled the window down, he looked awfully familiar but whatever.
“What the hell mate ?! You can’t be blocking the entrance like this, you’re causing a block up!” I threw my hands in the air.
“Oh, I’d like to apologise ma’am, I-“ He was then interrupted by someone who was rolling the window down.
“Is there a problem ma’am?”
Oh great Harry.
Wait Harry.
Why are they here?
No.
Stop doing this.
“Actually yes, your driver is blocking the fucking entrance, and I want to go to my suite and I hate a miserable Noa” I rolled my eyes.
“Sorry about that Cairo, um Bill, you can go..” Harry told his driver.
“Great” I muttered.
“ A thank you would be nice,” Harry said cheekily.
I rolled my eyes and walked away.
I drove up to the part to get the bags out and park.
While walking in a figure came up to me.
“Nice car by the way..” Harry said then winking.
I nodded and walked away.
Please oh dear Lord don’t let them be on the same floor as us.
But ofcourse, nothing goes Cairo’s way.
There were 10 presidential suites on the top floor and yep, they booked it.
One direction, my neighbours for the weekend.
Woo.
I went into the room and Noa casually texting on her phone.
I ran and tackled her.
“What the hell Cairo?” she shouted trying to get me off.
“Why did you do this Noa, why did you make them come here?!” I shouted.
“They needed a hotel so I just...” she stopped and started laughing.
“I hate you so much!” I said while coming off of her.
“No you love me!” she said pouting her lips.
“Sadly!” I muttered while making my way to a bedroom to sleep.
I didn’t even change.
I just lay in bed.
Entered Cloud 9.
¬*¬
“Cairo! Cairo!” Noa was shaking me to wake me up.
“What?” I said putting the pillow over my head.
“I need you to carry me to Kylie’s house!” she said excitedly.
“Omg, I will about 2:30..” I turned away from her.
“It’s 3pm Cairo, wake up!” she kept shaking me.
So annoying.
“Ok! Ok! I’m up!” I sat up,”Let me bathe!”
“Hurry!” she said kicking me.
Noa was lucky I loved her.
I headed to the bathroom and had a quick shower.
I put on my high waist torn shorts and my floral chiffon crop top.
I placed my white TOMS.
I got my gold MK watch, rose earrings and Chanel gold charm bracelet.
I put my purse and phone in my brown fringe bag.
(Outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/c_randomlook/set?id=94361579)
“I’m ready!” I shouted to Noa.
“Your shorts are too short.”Noa said like a concerned mom.
“What the hell? Are you dad?” I asked confused.
“What the hell, are you trying to impress Harry?” she asked mockingly in the same tone.
“Come.” I started making my way out with Noa by my tail.
(Noa’s outfit:http://www.polyvore.com/n_outwithjenners/set?id=94380459)
We made our way to the car.
I really wasn’t in any mood to speak to Noa.
First she books the same flight as One Direction.
Then they stay in my hotel.
And everything I do? Harry Harry.
Ugh.
The car ride was silent.
Noa tried to make conversation but I wasn’t in the mood.
We arrived at the house.
Noa must’ve told them we’re here because they were outside.
“Noa! Cairo!” Kylie and Kendall were both running to us.
I got out of the car and hugged them.
“What the hell, every time I come, you guys get prettier!” I told them.
They laughed, “Could say the same about you guys!” Kylie shouted.
“Aha, I’m gonna go now..” I told them.
“No! No! Don’t go, don’t leave me with two sixteen year olds.” Kendall pleaded, she was the same age as me.
“ I promise, we can hang out tomorrow, I have some business to take care of.” I lied, unless the business is being depressed in bed.
Kendall sighed, we hugged.
“Promise! We’re going to the beach!” Kendall said pouting her lips.
“Yes! Yes! Promise!” I turned to Noa, “Call me when you want me to pick you up..” I said still upset.
“That’s fine! I’ll carry her!” Kylie offered,
“Oh, yeah, you have your license, great!” I forgot we came to her sweet 16 last month. “Ok, bye guys!”
They all waved.
I made my way to Urth Cafe for a smoothie.
Then back to the hotel.
I took the elevator up to my floor and while walking towards my room.
I noticed someone sitting at a door near to mine with his head resting on the door.
His eyes closed.
Harry.
I walked up to him, taking in his perfection.
His beautiful skin, the way his breathing was smooth.
His pink lips that I wanted mixed with mine.
“Cairo...” I was snapped out of my day dream with Harry.
“Oh, um, Harry..” I said embarrassed.
“Are you okay?” He asked a bit concerned getting up.
“I could ask the same about you” I earned a chuckle from Harry.
“Well, Louis has my card and I’m locked out..” he sighed.
“Oh, well um, you could come in and stay until Louis comes” I shrugged.
“Uh, are you sure?” Harry asked again.
“I mean it’s up to you..” I began walking away towards my room.
Harry ran behind me,”Sure, i’ll take up the offer!”
I chuckled.
I opened the door and let Harry in.
“Make yourself comfy!” I told Harry who had gone to sit and watch TV.
What have I just done?
I made the heartbreaker come into my suite.
Dumb Cairo Dumb.
“Uh, Cairo can we talk?” Harry asked me.
“Um, sure, let me go change into something comfy” I made my way to my room.
Oh shit.
The talk.
come at "d tnstagramed this Instagramed this beauty.
leather interior.
r."
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