internet best friend needed!

I need one I can everything with; tell me memories, my secrets, and share my bad times with. Someone I can call bae and mine (as a best friend you know), and someone that won't stop talking to after one conversation.
We can be friends in social media

Have our little inside jokes that nobody gets but us
We comment on each others stories, forums etc.
Put each other in our bios
Someone who won't leave me
We could even play as each others boyfriends (in a girly way)

I need since the ones I've had turned out to be complete heartbreaking moments

@voguebyharry
I'm a really good listener if you need someone to vent to, and I've been told by some of my friends that I can be pretty funny :) shoot me a message sometime!

@kkgal14

thanks! not to be rude but can you fill in all those things up there?

@voguebyharry
Sure, not at all. I was confused because it didn't look like a form I could fill in. What should I fill in?

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@kkgal14

Oh okay. It's just the little sentences that are by itself, that's all xx

1. Have our little inside jokes that nobody gets but us- e.g: He may be too old to stir the gravy, but I bet he could lick that spoon ;)
2. We comment on each other's forums, stories, etc- Just like I'm doing now. I love the fact that you support my story Ink, and I'm a big fan of anything you write.
3. Put each other in our bios- I may be allergic to blueberries, but my special friend is the only exception xx.
4. We can be friends on social media - I follow you on wattpad, but feel free to send me a request on Instagram, and I'll follow back, love.
5. Someone who won't leave me- It looks like we're stuck together because I'm not going anywhere.
6. We can even play each other's boyfriend's in a girly way- You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, and I can be the butterflies you get in your belly. I'm super weird, lol.